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Shamogabog

A vile, toxic, obese, bitch, with yeasty fat folds under disproportionately big, gelatinous arms that are partially covered in what appear to be jailhouse tattoos. She has entirely too much time on her hands. The Shamogabog has no teeth, in her infected mouth, except for the busted dentures, that she holds together with Krazy Glue. She fancies herself as a singer/master of disguise, but can be frequently spotted on her social media pages, having glued trash or discounted, post-season Christmas ornaments to her face. Sporting the stereotypical “fish gape”, that all wannabe InstaModels wear (which is about as empowering as, and has all the sex appeal of a blowup doll), the shamogabog is an incredible narcissist. She plays with clay all day, creating sub-par “ jewelry”, that she peddles (for now), because she wasn’t bright enough to finish high school. But hey, she’s an artist...
The Shamogabog couldn’t hold a job, because she was too busy gluing garbage to her face!
Shamogabog by Wish Mackinnon October 4, 2020

shambozaled 

A word that retarded middle schoolers use that means it's lit
Student 1: I LIKE THIS CLASS
student 2: AYE SHAMBOZALED

Shambogle 

pronounced "Sham-BO-gle"

verb
To make a crafty move

noun
an assortment of things (implying variety and high volume)
see also: "shitload of different shit"
"He was able to shambogle his way into the concert without paying"

"The store stocked a shambogle of different cereals"

shambogulous 

something or someone that is a shambogulite or practices shambogulism. to be shambogolous is the most serene state of being achievable in the universe
OMG that dog (called Herbie) is utterly shambogulous

person 1: lets get ice cream
person 2: that's a shambogulous idea, I love it
shambogulous by Merlie June 2, 2019

shambora 

you have a big shambora
shambora by ali August 3, 2003

Shambolas 

Shambolas is the term for a massive female breast. Be it an artificial breast or au naturale. Typically bigger than you have ever seen before.
"Yooo Mikey look at that fucking girls cans!!" "Yea dude, SHambolas!"
Shambolas by Bob McGirr March 14, 2010