shaked and baked 

Being very, very stoned.

Person 1: DOUBLE RAINBOW!
Person 2: Wow, you're so shaked and baked.

shaked and baked by Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! February 24, 2011

Yorktown Shake and Bake 

A sexual act where two men rub their penises together until one of them ejaculates. The said ejaculator is then called a fag.

If one does not wish to participate, he is then automatically called a fag because it is assumed he will ejaculate first.

This originally appeared in Los Angeles in Oct 2009.

Guy 1: Hey dude, Yorktown shake and bake you for the last beer.
Guy 2: You're on bro!
Guy 2: Damn it I lost!
Guy 1: Lolz fag! (takes beer)

Yorktown Shake and Bake by Trebor Noswal November 11, 2009

greenhouse shake and bake

While inside the first set of doors in the double door greenhouse entrance of fast food restaurants, one person stands inside with both doors closed and releases flatulence while shaking their body, then immediately enter the second set of doors and closing the door behind them as fast as possible. Immediately, the heat in the greenhouse will move the air and bake the fart, thus, leaving a smelly present for the next customer walking in.

Bill left a Greenhouse Shake and Bake in the greenhouse of the Golden Arches much to the dismay of Jeff who was behind getting a refill before heading to the car.

greenhouse shake and bake by The78Beast August 13, 2010

shake and bake

A method of making crystal meth in small batches without a heat source. The method involves mixing and shaking ingredients in a container, such as a 2 liter soda bottle. By preparing the drug in small quantities, cookers can avoid purchasing limits on over-the-counter medicines. Addicts can also prepare their own supply, bypassing dealers. Shake and bake meth can be prepared in bathroom stalls and moving vehicles. The chemical reaction involved in shaking the ingredients can create an explosion, and the drug itself has obvious health risks. Also called “one-pot” and “on the go” meth.

Know where I can score some meth?

No, but why don’t you just shake and bake your own?

shake and bake by acidnoir January 13, 2012

Shake and Bake

phrase used when someone did something completely awesome
or when something completely awesome has just been said
then you and that other person you are conversating with pound fists.

jullian's friend; "Man, i can't believe you hooked up with that girl Kirstie, dude she HELLA FIIINE!"

jullian; "i know right."

jullian's friend; "Shake and bake"

*fist pound*

Shake and Bake by keewahbee February 7, 2008

Shake and Bake

Military jargon. Refers to the use of a combination of anti-personnel and incendiary ammunition, especially in the use of artillery. The anti-personnel ammunition-such as high-explosive artillery rounds-deal with infantry, while incendiary rounds destroy enemy equipment and ammunition or fuel stores as well as setting fire to nearby tents, trees, and other surroundings.

During the war we did a Shake and Bake on an enemy fuel dump; you could see the burning gasoline for miles!

Shake and Bake by imtheonlysane1here October 15, 2011

Shake and Bake

Refers to a quote someone says when somebody is extremely confident about something.

Jack shoots a half court shot, " shake and bake son"
Tom gets lucky with lucy " shaaake annd baaakee"

Shake and Bake by Drymartini December 16, 2012