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i) slam pig who climbs into a mans bed and initiates sex without male consent i.e. while he is sleeping....

ii) swamp donkey who invited herself back to an unsuspecting males house to initiate sex without consent...

iii) intoxication required

iv) fugly girl who will take it where ever she can find it (any way and every way), otherwise she'll just take it anyway without consent...BEWARE!
Tommy got a fright when shagaman appeared in his bed last night, he had to go straight to the clinic today and the sheets were incinerated.
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shalaminga shalamanga 

1) What asian females yell before orgasming

2) A phrase used to convey massive gratitude or a substitute for any word.

3) The art of peeling an apple by first twisting the stem, then using your pubes as razor blades for peeling. After peeling the apple, it is usually appropriate to give the apple to your grandma.

4) A fart that in essence creates a mini blackhole, sucking everything in and around it.

5) When out of you anus, a baby comes out, and so forth(thus creating a baby mosh pit) then the baby is slammed into a droor
Hakuna Matata, Ripping Dog's Buttholes, Snowflakes

"hey last night was a shalaminga shalananga!"

"please let me stick my shaliminga in your shalamanga"

instead of tomato tomato its shalaminga shalamanga

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shagamatum 

It was getting late, and I was feeling horny, so I issued her a shagamatum to which she thankfully accepted.
shagamatum by talker evans August 14, 2009

shagamay 

Italian's racial slur to African-Americans. Widely noticed from the film "Do The Right Thing" (1989).
You gonna listen to this shagamay, listen to him tell you to smack me, your older brother?

shagamahfrooga 

1. A word that describes a sudden burst of outrage.
2. A word used to throw into a sentence, it doesnt really mean anything.
1. Shagamahfrooga, that fuckin car almost hit me!
2. Ya, so yesterday i was going to my friends house and oh shagamahfrooga when i got there....
shagamahfrooga by Lalaxcfhbadgh December 23, 2005

Shagmangle 

The unexpected arrival of a family member to your home (usually on a friday night) , thus fucking up your weekend plans to get absolutely wasted/naked all weekend
Sorry darling my sisters just turned up after leaving her husband...looks like you'll have to put some clothes on and break out the chardonnay and milk tray, that's made a shagmangle of the weekend
Shagmangle by JRL1973 June 22, 2011

Shagamane 

A lame , punk , bitch, weird or stupid or fuck ass person who does bullshit

And just a naturally disrespectful term feel free to use it
Anyway you wanna disrespect someone call them a shagamane
Shagamane by HueyyGzzz September 24, 2021