Shagmangle 

The unexpected arrival of a family member to your home (usually on a friday night) , thus fucking up your weekend plans to get absolutely wasted/naked all weekend

Sorry darling my sisters just turned up after leaving her husband...looks like you'll have to put some clothes on and break out the chardonnay and milk tray, that's made a shagmangle of the weekend

Shagmangle by JRL1973 June 22, 2011

Shmangleisted 

when you are fucked up beyond belief to the point where smashed drunk wasted mangled twisted and any other words to describe being wrecked cant describe your state of being....

Fuck ash i am so Shmangleisted i cant even remeber my name....
Dude, it's um....shit Laur i cant remember....

Shmangleisted by LaurRREEENNN January 7, 2008

shabangle 

V. To shabangle- The process of dunking one's testicles into a can of sprinkles, wrapping them in wrapping paper, and giving it as a present to a close friend (preferably male.)

Happy birthday--- Shabangle!

shabangle by B-Murda, T-Mart, and Dolla Mill February 11, 2005

shmangled 

the most appropriate word to define the complete and utter state of being fucked up.

the state of being shitfaced and mangled all at the same time.

severe inebriation to the point of no return until you wake up in a random place such as someones porch in belmar new jersey 2 miles away from the summer house you were supposed sleep in because you lost your cell phone at a bar then calling it and then told to go to a certain adress to pick it up from the police station but instead going to a random person house and ringing their doorbell at 4 in the morning and passing out on their porch until 7am because you were so SHMANGLED!!

what are you doing tonight?
i dont know but im gonna get shmangled.

shmangled by roooney April 23, 2006

Shadangle 

When the shit dangles off of your ass hair.
Aka dingleberries.

Mandy has shadangles because she has a stomach virus.

Shadangle by We Stole Your Poi May 7, 2010

Shmangled 

The excessive consumption of alcohol, resulting in an inebriated state far beyond the usual drunkenness. Generally causing abnormal drunken behavior and inappropriate actions.

We went out on a Friday night drinking bindge and ended up drinking so much that I was shmangled. We ended up in the local mall at 2:00 in the morning, racing supermarket trollies from one end of the parking lot to the other... It was the greatest evening ever, but the grazes and bruises will take a few days to heal..

Shmangled by Julieisabnormal January 1, 2020

Shambangled 

so shocked that one is temporarily unable to react; astonished.

On the bus ride back home I accidentally let out the most nefarious, conspicuous fart. It left me and all the other passengers shambangled.

Shambangled by Habibi513 May 13, 2022