When your have sex with your wife/girlfriend in the shower you push her up against the wall and lift one leg up and insert your penis as fast as possible and watch her climb the wall
Guy 1: Dude last night and Martha had sex last night.
Guy 2: Bro that’s nothing compared to the slippery salamander I pulled on Cathrine.
2) A phrase used to convey massive gratitude or a substitute for any word.
3) The art of peeling an apple by first twisting the stem, then using your pubes as razor blades for peeling. After peeling the apple, it is usually appropriate to give the apple to your grandma.
4) A fart that in essence creates a mini blackhole, sucking everything in and around it.
5) When out of you anus, a baby comes out, and so forth(thus creating a baby mosh pit) then the baby is slammed into a droor
An expression and/or wordused when referring to something unpleasant.
So I was out at The Lodge on a Sunday night all jacking up on some skank. For some reason she wouldn't put out when I flexed my biceps through my Affliction shirt. It doesn't matter, she looked all salamander foreskin anyways with her rotted out hair, cracky teeth and tits smelling like Jewel's meat department.