shafinkle

a mixture between shit, fuck, and dinkleberries. a doragatory term used to insult your roomates.

can be used as a noun or verb

Audra and Jamie are shafinkles.

Last night, after Minjae got hammered she shafinkled everywhere.

Simone enjoys a good shafinkling now and then.

by 1One Porter Hall November 3, 2008

shtinkle

The act of taking a bathroom trip in which you need to crap when you're with company but don't want them to know you were taking a crap. It involves the preparation of wadded-up toilet paper placed on your lap while your feces is already on the way out. This maximizes efficiency and reduces the time you take to unroll and wad the toilet paper, making what could have been an awkward moment after your party has been waiting for you. For all they know, you just made a tinkle.

I met this girl for dinner last night. I had to shit so bad, but I didn't want her to know that I pooped. So instead, I took a quick shtinkle.

by Nethageraba July 25, 2012

Shwinkledoff

When you shit in her mouth and piss in her nose causing her to have a five course meal.

Yo bro, me and my girl did a shwinkledoff.

by eatassIdo November 21, 2018

ShfinkleHiemer

A ShfinkleHiemer is a ridiculously obese chicken, preparing for the D.

OMG Jibble, it’s a ShfinkleHiemer!

by Lemonsareok November 28, 2018

Shrinkle

A extremely shrunken male part or just a small one

Tom go to the doctor and have i check your shrinkle it shouldn't be that small.

by Duvalhomegrown September 15, 2018

shlinkle

the act of stealing something in a funny or goofy manner

I am going to shlinkle your water bottle.

by Draco_sp November 22, 2022

Sharminkle

An act of a male personnel in which one urinates, farts,deficates, and shoots male ejaculation onto ones girlfriend/significant other

“Damn clay sharminkled all over me last night”

by Fredrick08934261 June 23, 2018