sfag

sigh for a guy.
an acronym a girl uses when she is thinking about a boy.

Girl One: So whats new?
Girl Two: Ahh, did you see how me looked at me today! sfag.

sfag by michelle798 February 19, 2009

Monkey's Fag Break 

To masturbate at work, during work time, usually in the works toilets.

Answer my phone for the next five minutes John, I'm going for a monkey's fag break

Monkey's Fag Break by Dazza May 28, 2003

hag's fag 

A) A heterosexual male whose social activities primarily revolve around platonic relationships with multiple females and engaging in stereotypically feminine activities with said females. Although rarely exhibiting effeminate behaviors themselves, the hag’s fag is often considered to be “one of the girls” by the social group, and is noteworthy for being the sole male in a clique of all females.

B) A male who ends up becoming a female’s platonic best friend (often a cock tease) in a desperate and quixotic bid to become romantically linked to said female. Typical signs of hag’s-fagship include: withdrawal from everyday social activities to devote more time and energy to the partner, overly-chivalrous, hyper-affectionate, protective, doting, and tacky “romantic comedy” behavior directed at the female partner (i.e. being “the nice guy”), frequent partaking in “dating” activities with the female partner without the prospect of getting laid, delusions that the sexual “promised land” is just around the corner, lying and exaggerating about sexual encounters with the partner to peers, and mistaken beliefs by peers that the hag’s fag and the partner are romantically linked. While hag’s fags may engage in some low-level sexual activities with their partners (petting, handholding, sleepovers, hugging, kissing), these typically tend to be limited to the initial stages of the relationship and rarely progress beyond.

C) Any male who is repeatedly strung along by a female cock tease.

1. He is such a hag's fag! Does have any male
Friends?

2. I dropped over 100 bucks on that B and she still hasn’t put out. Not even a kiss! Fuck this. I’m definitely not interested in being her hag’s fag.

hag's fag by Dean_Jungmin October 14, 2012

Baker's fag

Someone who is really, REALLY gay. I mean so gay you couldn't put him out with a bucket of water. The name is derived from a 'baker's dozen', getting 13 items for the price of 12. A 'baker's fag' will suck 13 dicks for the price of 12.

"Dude, Will is so friggin gay. I mean, he's a baker's fag. He'd suck 13 cocks for the price of 12.

Baker's fag by cagedape May 29, 2009

sfaguly 

an insult
meaning short fat and ugly

u sfaguly little git

sfaguly by ross balharry February 11, 2009

MAN'S FAG

Another name for a joint or spliff, normally with alot in that a light weight couldnt handle.

Jack said, "Can i have a puff of that please mate?"
I said, "No, its a man's fag!"

MAN'S FAG by FUCK THE NAME September 25, 2009

Sfagau

This is a romanian name and the specific guy has the biggest cock of them all and will destroy every vagina around europe. Also he gets all the bitches in the world because he is also the cutes and coolest dude in the world plus he has a huge peepee.

Girl 1: Look at that guy. He is big dick energy!
Girl 2: Yassss. He is a Sfagau for sure!

Sfagau by ezmoney1234 February 1, 2021