sexxes

what you are doing with your life?
Did you know that sex - xes isn't some live-saving stuff?
sex-xes kinda sounds like sucess, in our communication system
but it's not some key to the universe
for the sucess

the little standard bastardadizer said "latin annus could be inside my poo-poo"
and had (DPA) diarreiac presuomic attack and (OND) obsessive-neuronic disease
after having sexxes (buzzwords funny)
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sexxes by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem October 22, 2022

sexless innkeeper 

The sexless innkeeper is when you take what you think is a potential hookup home with you, and they fall asleep on your couch without hooking up. She or he only went home with you because you lived close by and they needed a place to crash for the night, therefore using your place only as an inn, making you its innkeeper. Defined by Barney on How I Met Your Mother.

"She slept there but you didn't sleep with her? You totally got used as the sexless innkeeper!"

sexless innkeeper by Lefou October 13, 2009

Sexcessory 

Something that someone wears in daily life that every one else can imagine they don't take off even for sex.

She wears that scarf all the time, it's obviously her sexcessory.

Sexcessory by DirtyDiggins March 30, 2012

Sexcessful1 

Someone who is sexually appealing and attractive that achieves or accomplished a desirable aim or purpose.

Sexcessful1 looking fine and making it happen.

Sexcessful1 by SEXCESSFUL1 July 29, 2015

Sexiest Man To Walk The Earth 

Harry Motherfucking Styles

friend 1: “oh dude have you seen The Sexiest Man To Walk The Earth ?”

friend 2: “You mean Harry Motherfucking Styles?”

friend 1: “yeah”

Sexiest Man To Walk The Earth by harrystyleslover678 January 25, 2020

The sexiest man alive 

Dr.phil

DAMN Dr.Phil IS SO DAMN SEXY LIKE DAMN HES The sexiest man alive

The sexiest man alive by Lances Links October 29, 2019

sexessary

A Necessary Fuck. One that is required either arising out of circumstances beyond the control of the participants or due to an extreme sexual attraction that can only be settled with a good toss in the sack.

Etymology>>> Sex ( the act of penetration) + essary (required or obligatd)

This girl is so hot, its about to get sexessary.

sexessary by Truth is not an ideal, either September 22, 2011