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sexxed

If someone is "sexxed" they are hot, sexy, or really cute. A term basically meaning sexy.
Could also apply to an object that looks really hot or sexy.
Jord: Yo man did you see Marissa today?
Paul: Shitttt man! She looked so friggin sexxed !
by ACool April 29, 2008
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sexbed

A bed that is made for sex. Make sure it is atleast 2 yards wide, 3 pillows, and a soft mattress.
Camille: I wish I had a sexbed.
Ryan: I have one and it rocks. Its really bouncy and helps me!
by Camishex&A.sin April 16, 2010
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Sexpeditiously

1. The act of undressing in a very hurried manner, as to speed up the process leading up to sexual activity.

2. The manner in which clothing is removed from one's body, hurrying the disrobing process for sexual intercourse.
After kissing her neck, Meredith sexpeditiously ripped her clothes off and begged Brad to slide inside her.
by pinkyandthebrain725 March 4, 2011
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sexed up

Getting ready to go out. Dressing up, putting on your cologne, doing your hair etc...
Get all sexed up to go out to the movies.
by D.L. Stevenson August 3, 2006
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sexed in

when female has sex to get into a Gang, this is instead of being beated in. but you only you get love no respect.
she got sexed in to avoid the beat in.
by EAZY-T October 22, 2007
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Sexed out

To engage in constant intercourse, to the point where you aren't in the mood for quite amount of time.
During our honeymoon, we constantly went at it to the point where we were both sexed out.
by Jalapeno Flavor September 7, 2010
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sexeditcrapitus

To write a definition for the urban dictionary i.e. one of a of a highly graphic, but physically impossible/unacheivable/ridiculous sexual nature, written by someone that has no actual sexual experience. The sad intention behind this act is seeing one's name in print. It is a chronic condition characterised by having very small genitalia, no life, and an inability to socially interact with persons of the opposite/same sex due to being an utter and complete cretin. The only known cure is long walks and to stop espousing shite to real people

i.e. Those that are likely to smack you in the mouth for uttering such crap (The same as your mothers should have done, you sad fuckers.)
Exclamation: " hey dude/ waheeti/ obi wan kenobi/ whatever, i totally wompmasajoned her ass, with a large Jerusalem artichoke, several sheets of industrial grade marine plywood, four of my imaginary computer friends, and involving defecation and ejaculation, Oh and by the way, some shite place that you've never heard of/ have any interest in/would rather was obliterated by a small say 20k nuclear weapon woz where it happened dude/obi wan kenobi etc, is that a sexeditcrapitus thing to get me noticed or wot {ad Nauseam}

Real Person: " you futile, pathetic cunt" {'Smack' sound as fist makes contact with morally degenerate/pathetic/puerile mouth.
by SaRiN STePPeNWoLFe August 31, 2006
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