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slitty-eyed before the sexwee came
sexwee by mike hunt August 19, 2003

Seaweeding 

Describes the cute, seaweed-like way BTS sway when sitting in interviews, particularly when not talking. First noticed by @joonstaetae on Twitter
Lol did you see how much BTS were seaweeding in the Billboard interview
Seaweeding by Lydia130613 December 14, 2020

Seaweed Brain

A special title, and there are two most important uses of the title:

1. If your girlfriend is calling you this, smile or laugh and call her Wise Girl. She would love it, and love you more.

2. If anyone else calls you that, feel free to call him/ her any names you want, though it's best to call them "Pinecone face".
Gf: "Hey Seaweed Brain!"
Me: *smiles* "Hey Wise Girl!"

Random Guy: "Yo Seaweed Brain!"
Me: "Don't ever, EVER, call me that again, Pinecone Face!"
1. a person who is clueless and doesn't understand what he is doing
2. they are not the best at explaining, but has a great ass
"Gosh! I have no idea what to do for my science test!"
"I know right! Our teacher is such a Selween"
Selween by Qwertality April 30, 2020
50% sea
50% weed
Guy 1: what is seaweed made of?

Guy 2: Sea and weed........ Don't you watch spongebob dude.
Seaweed by Synabam2.0.o July 28, 2009

I can't seewee 

When an insect flies into the mouth of a black reporter while he tries to talk to the camera, he's gonna fear dying in this fucking country-ass fucked-up town and wants to get the fuck out this country, motherfucker. He also can't seewee.
Shit. I'm dyin in this fucking country-ass fucked-up town. Shit flyin in my mouth. What the fuck. I can't see palla. Let's get the fuck out this country, motherfucker. I can't seewee.
I can't seewee by bumarse November 4, 2009