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1. (Noun) A seaweed bitch is a woman who can be seen taking refuge in most second rate beaches around the world...or in any third rate club. She exhibits the traits of being ugly, simple, shallow, and poor.

2. (Noun) A seaweed bitch is a slimy, deceiving, bottom of the ocean slut.
Ex. "These seaweed bitches ain't loyal."

Ex. "Dude, you got crabs from that seaweed bitch last night."
by Special Strykers January 06, 2015
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