Definition 1 : A potato used as a "play toy" by a randy male.
Definition 2 : A expression used to describe someone really hot. or something dirrrrty you did.
Definition 2 : A expression used to describe someone really hot. or something dirrrrty you did.
Example 1 :
man takes large potato.
man microwaves large potato for 10mins full heat.
man sticks his dick in potato
man's dick burns off because any idiot knows a potato reaches 110degrees.
man is now a unic.
Example 2 :
"did you get with that guy last night?"
"yeah hes such a sexual potato!"
"what ya get up to?"
"a whole load of sexual potatoes!"
man takes large potato.
man microwaves large potato for 10mins full heat.
man sticks his dick in potato
man's dick burns off because any idiot knows a potato reaches 110degrees.
man is now a unic.
Example 2 :
"did you get with that guy last night?"
"yeah hes such a sexual potato!"
"what ya get up to?"
"a whole load of sexual potatoes!"
by sazmoola November 30, 2011
Someone who doesnt participate during sex. they just lay there and make the other person do all the work.
girl1:"my boyfriend is such a sexual potato! i have truly learned how to ride!!"
girl2:"ha! sucks for you!"
girl2:"ha! sucks for you!"
by sexualninjaofLH March 23, 2007
Randon statment shouted/written to express...randomnes....
basically something just jammed into conversations to fill in the gaps
basically something just jammed into conversations to fill in the gaps
Person Alpha: And so that pretty much means that she is ugly
Person Beta: SEXUAL POTATOES!
Person Alpha: WTF?
Person Beta: SEXUAL POTATOES!
Person Alpha: WTF?
by Hobbert July 04, 2006
Loving only those with a personality that matches yours and who treat you respect. Also, they have to be a potato or it doesn’t count.
Girl 1: Hey, I found the perfect potato, he’s so romantic and treats me well.
Girl 2: I didn’t know you were potato-sexual too!
Girl 2: I didn’t know you were potato-sexual too!
by Skysa March 15, 2018