sextorney

Legal counsel in a court of sex. Coined by Homer Simpson in Miranda-based pre-sex talk with Marge.

"You have the right to remain sexy. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of sex. You have the right to the presence of a sextorney..."
-Homer Simpson

sextorney by Baller-Ass Nigga September 16, 2004

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Sextones

Another name for the Nu Metal Band by the name Deftones.
Reoccurring joke from the band's songs having sexual references and Tones.

"Oh yeah, 'Sextones' lol"

Sextones by Cool Man Gaming Tan April 30, 2020

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Sextory

The complete autobiographical history of everyone you've had sex with. It includes a rationale and consequences section, an overall grading section as well as a comments section. As well as details such as names dates and the time in which the "hook up/ sex" occurred. So basically a synopsis of sexual moments.

Girl 1:Guess what i'm doing?
Girl 2:Clubbing?
Girl 1:No, making my sextory
Girl 2:your what?
Girl 1:Haha my sextory. it means my sex history. i'm typing up all the guys I've had sex with or hooked up with it has their names dates and a synopsis of our sexual moments together so i don't forget. its pretty legit.
Girl 2:omg i must see this.

Sextory by j.savage November 22, 2011