sextorney

Legal counsel in a court of sex. Coined by Homer Simpson in Miranda-based pre-sex talk with Marge.

"You have the right to remain sexy. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of sex. You have the right to the presence of a sextorney..."
-Homer Simpson

sextorney by Baller-Ass Nigga September 16, 2004

Sextones

Another name for the Nu Metal Band by the name Deftones.
Reoccurring joke from the band's songs having sexual references and Tones.

"Oh yeah, 'Sextones' lol"

Sextones by Cool Man Gaming Tan April 30, 2020

Sextory 

The complete autobiographical history of everyone you've had sex with. It includes a rationale and consequences section, an overall grading section as well as a comments section. As well as details such as names dates and the time in which the "hook up/ sex" occurred. So basically a synopsis of sexual moments.

Girl 1:Guess what i'm doing?
Girl 2:Clubbing?
Girl 1:No, making my sextory
Girl 2:your what?
Girl 1:Haha my sextory. it means my sex history. i'm typing up all the guys I've had sex with or hooked up with it has their names dates and a synopsis of our sexual moments together so i don't forget. its pretty legit.
Girl 2:omg i must see this.

Sextory by j.savage November 22, 2011

Sextory 

A history of sex.

Well let me give you a little Sextory while we're on this topic.

I wrote out my Sextory on paper the other day.

Sextory by Nel-E-Nel May 24, 2018

Storney 

Stoned/ horny

How are you? I'm storney

Storney by Poppyseed23 April 5, 2024

sexmoneypenis

Having oral sex with someone while holding money

"Wanna have sexmoneypenis with me?"
"Of course i wanna have sexmoneypenis with you"

sexmoneypenis by summrs from /deahoods January 29, 2025