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The complete autobiographical history of everyone you've had sex with. It includes a rationale and consequences section, an overall grading section as well as a comments section. As well as details such as names dates and the time in which the "hook up/ sex" occurred. So basically a synopsis of sexual moments.
Girl 1:Guess what i'm doing?
Girl 2:Clubbing?
Girl 1:No, making my sextory
Girl 2:your what?
Girl 1:Haha my sextory. it means my sex history. i'm typing up all the guys I've had sex with or hooked up with it has their names dates and a synopsis of our sexual moments together so i don't forget. its pretty legit.
Girl 2:omg i must see this.
Sextory by j.savage November 22, 2011
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A history of sex.
Well let me give you a little Sextory while we're on this topic.

I wrote out my Sextory on paper the other day.
Sextory by Nel-E-Nel May 24, 2018

Sextortion 

A type of dating scam which involves exchanging pictures and videos with a target. Then blackmailing them later in return for money or some other type of currency.

Works directly with Catfish, as the shared pictures are usually ripped/copied from elsewhere. Also similar to Ransomware in impact.
She contacted me out the blue with explicit pictures then expected me to reciprocate, it must have been a sextortion scam
Sextortion by qubicgarden December 7, 2016
Legal counsel in a court of sex. Coined by Homer Simpson in Miranda-based pre-sex talk with Marge.
"You have the right to remain sexy. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of sex. You have the right to the presence of a sextorney..."
-Homer Simpson
sextorney by Baller-Ass Nigga September 16, 2004
A girl or woman with a powerful sexual hunger, that she satiates by allowing herself to be used as a sexual plaything by a variety of men, including being picked up by strangers.
My wife became a wanton sextoy for other men, because she wasn't getting the cock she needed from me.

That little young bitch already dresses like she wants to be someone's sextoy.
sextoy by July41944 May 29, 2009

Sextortion 

What perv's and bully's do when they get or hack a pic or vid (usually of a girl/young woman) then threaten to ruin their lives by sending it to their parents, friends, boss, boyfriend (or his mom) etc. They often demand more pics and videos in more and more positions.
They found out she committed suicide because she was a victim of sextortion.
Sextortion by Halloweenchix October 17, 2015

Sextortion 

When a person (usually a woman) uses guilt, power, or knowledge of certain secrecy, to force another person into having sex or performing sexual favors.
Knowing of his previous acts of adultery, his portly cousin saw it as an opportunity to use sextortion to gain some sexual pleasures of her own.
Sextortion by KSense January 26, 2009
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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