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sketiquette 

the proper way to act around sluts, the etiquette used around easy women
we must treat susan with sketiquette if we want to get in her pants
sketiquette by chris canzenetti April 2, 2016
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sexiquette 

The rules of etiquette in regards to sex.
It is poor sexiquette to make him go down on you and then not return the favor.
sexiquette by Over Educated Nympho November 10, 2008

Slediquette 

sled-i-ket n. the standard code of conduct which governs the manners of sledding in the snow.
It is not proper slediquette if you start sledding before the path is clear, nor is it proper slediquette to walk back up the hill in the center of the path.
Slediquette by WiiTodd December 22, 2008

Statiquette 

Having proper etiquette when updating ones Facebook,Myspace,Twitter,ect. status'. This would involve things such as, not updating too frequently, not name dropping, talking shit about another person,posting your daily routine ect.
Guy 1: Did you see Stacy's Facebook status?

Guy 2: Yeah how could i miss it, its updated every 5 minutes, she has the worst statiquette.
Statiquette by VznNb June 10, 2009

smetiquette 

Pot Smoking etiquette

How to properly behave while smoking around people.

To smoke weed maturely.

EXAMPLES:
- Not ashing before you pass
- letting the blunt go out
- chiefing
- letting the blunt trail
- nigger lippin, etc.
I smoked with this kid the other day, that faggot kept nigger lippin the blunt, he has no smetiquette.
smetiquette by YoungMoolah February 22, 2010

setiquette 

(rules governing) acceptable behaviour on film sets.
1. When the director is talking to the actors, it's bad setiquette to interrupt.

2. Runners might only be doing menial jobs, but you should still be polite to them; it's good setiquette.
setiquette by chrispheasey July 19, 2009

shitiquette 

The set of rules for having a bowel movement in someone else's house, or possibly a unisex restroom in a public place, intended to minimize the annoyance of others.
Your friend took a giant crap in my house at poker night and left the door wide open. Where's his shitiquette?
shitiquette by Neologizer March 15, 2010
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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