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sexpacito 

The supreme word; for an entity/object to be named after this term gains power beyond all boundaries. It is said that the concept encapsulated within this vocable will only be revealed to those who have communed with insanity. The revelation of meaning shall then happen during an unparagoned moment of enlightenment.
And it is I, who has beheld madness, who looked it in the eye and laughed back, that pronounces the one word to grant immunity against existence's contempt. I christen you: Sexpacito.
sexpacito by Parra451 September 21, 2022
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Sexacious 

Word to describe something as "sex in your mouth" or very great such as awsome, sweet, kick ass, etc.
Did you see that ass? It was perfect!! No John, it was sexacious. "Both laugh and continue playing boggle."
Sexacious by Ovi (A.K.A) Eaglegtx October 16, 2006

sexpectorate 

v. To cough and choke on semen after performing oral sex on a male. When some of the ejaculate is basically inhaled rather than swallowed.
That was the first time I have ever sexpectorated after giving head...The size and force of his spload was so incredible that I must been caught off guard!!!
sexpectorate by Barry Flomar January 24, 2004

Sextacious 

What you feel after having a weekend filled with nothing but sex.
Jonathan, i'm feeling very sextacious.

Sexpectorant 

Sex·pec·to·rant
noun  sikˈspektərənt 
sexpectorants, plural

A drug that promotes the act of sex. Eg Alcohol, THC, Cocaine, Ecstasy.
"Greg preferred to use rohypnol as a sexpectorant because of his awkward demeanor"

"Im all out of sexpectorants, can i buy a gram from of you?"
Sexpectorant by Jim Pink September 14, 2011

Sexpecto Performum 

When you wish for a sexual partner to engage in "the sexy time" as if it were to happen...like magic

Based on the popular franchise of Harry Potter ( A re-purposing of one of Harry's Potter's spells, Expecto Patronum)
I'm in the mood for some fun! Sexpecto Performum!
-or-
I started last time! Sexpecto Performum!
Sexpecto Performum by Layzurz January 6, 2014

Sexpicious 

The awkward, uncomfortable feeling one gets when not certain of someone's gender.
There was this girl in a film, but for about a minute I wasn't certain whether she was male or female because of her short haircut and boyish voice. I was very sexpicious.
Sexpicious by Nagashizuri September 26, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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