Sexpectorant

Sex·pec·to·rant
noun  sikˈspektərənt 
sexpectorants, plural

A drug that promotes the act of sex. Eg Alcohol, THC, Cocaine, Ecstasy.

"Greg preferred to use rohypnol as a sexpectorant because of his awkward demeanor"

"Im all out of sexpectorants, can i buy a gram from of you?"

by Jim Pink September 14, 2011

sexpectorate

v. To cough and choke on semen after performing oral sex on a male. When some of the ejaculate is basically inhaled rather than swallowed.

That was the first time I have ever sexpectorated after giving head...The size and force of his spload was so incredible that I must been caught off guard!!!

by Barry Flomar January 24, 2004

testicular expectorant

Yet another term for seminal fluid, semen, or cum.

Babe, if you keep sucking my dick, I think I'm going to shoot my testicular expectorant in your mouth.

by Jambo Schlarbeard July 12, 2006

sexpectant

The expectation of sexual intercourse.

"John treated his girl so nice today; he must be sexpectant now!"

by YvesDelecroix August 8, 2009

exceed your expectorantations

What you hope dat your cough-medicine will do in clearing up congestion.

Taking peppermint and eucalyptus is good for loosening mucus in your chest, and if you also try placing a pretty girl's smooth warm soles on your face --- i.e., fit da balls of her feet into yer eye-sockets and press her heels against yer chin --- to also help drain yer plugged sinuses, da overall relief you'll feel may exceed your expectorantations BIG time!

by QuacksO November 15, 2024