Sexpectorant

Sex·pec·to·rant
noun sikˈspektərənt
sexpectorants, plural

A drug that promotes the act of sex. Eg Alcohol, THC, Cocaine, Ecstasy.

"Greg preferred to use rohypnol as a sexpectorant because of his awkward demeanor"

"Im all out of sexpectorants, can i buy a gram from of you?"

Sexpectorant by Jim Pink September 14, 2011

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sexpectorate

v. To cough and choke on semen after performing oral sex on a male. When some of the ejaculate is basically inhaled rather than swallowed.

That was the first time I have ever sexpectorated after giving head...The size and force of his spload was so incredible that I must been caught off guard!!!

sexpectorate by Barry Flomar January 24, 2004

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testicular expectorant

Yet another term for seminal fluid, semen, or cum.

Babe, if you keep sucking my dick, I think I'm going to shoot my testicular expectorant in your mouth.

testicular expectorant by Jambo Schlarbeard July 12, 2006

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sexpectant

The expectation of sexual intercourse.

"John treated his girl so nice today; he must be sexpectant now!"

sexpectant by YvesDelecroix August 8, 2009

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exceed your expectorantations

What you hope dat your cough-medicine will do in clearing up congestion.

Taking peppermint and eucalyptus is good for loosening mucus in your chest, and if you also try placing a pretty girl's smooth warm soles on your face --- i.e., fit da balls of her feet into yer eye-sockets and press her heels against yer chin --- to also help drain yer plugged sinuses, da overall relief you'll feel may exceed your expectorantations BIG time!

exceed your expectorantations by QuacksO November 15, 2024

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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