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sexless innkeeper 

The sexless innkeeper is when you take what you think is a potential hookup home with you, and they fall asleep on your couch without hooking up. She or he only went home with you because you lived close by and they needed a place to crash for the night, therefore using your place only as an inn, making you its innkeeper. Defined by Barney on How I Met Your Mother.
"She slept there but you didn't sleep with her? You totally got used as the sexless innkeeper!"
sexless innkeeper by Lefou October 13, 2009
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sexlexia 

"I am plagued with sexlexia!"
sexlexia by One Ton Angel March 27, 2003
Students at the School for Ethics and Global Leadership in Washington D.C. They live together in D.C., talk to powerful people, take classes, and have super awesome conversations. They are all one-of-a-kind. A typical seglette is ambitious, thoughtful, attractive, and intelligent.
Wow, look at that intimidating group of hot nerds in suits. They must be seglettes! God, I wish I was one of them...

I saw one of the seglettes at the event she organized for her organization. She is so put together!
Seglettes by CONSNE132 January 24, 2011
a woman who is employed as a secretary solely for the purpose of her employer banging her whenever and wherever he feels like it. May be construed as a chauvinistic interpretation of this once noble job (secretary; sorry ladies) in the days when e-mail and bosses who could type similarly did not exist. Modern examples of a sexetary may as well be any of the hot office women/slaves as portrayed on AMC's popular series "Mad Men."
Hey man, last night I just had to bang my sexetary silly against the file cabinet, and then on my desk.

And if you get hired here, we promise lots of options from which to select a suitable sexetary.

That girl may be dressed up like a desperate housewife for Halloween, but all I can think of is doing her as if she were my sexetary.
sexetary by Barnacle Bill November 1, 2009
n. An attractive woman who is hired to assist an executive by taking messages, answering phones, sorting, filing and spreading her legs at least three times per week.
"Here's a good job listing: 'Secretary wanted. Good pay flexible hours office clothes optional."

"Hun, I think you're reading that wrong. 'SEXRETARY wanted. Good PLAY. Flexible WHORES. Office. Clothes optional.'"

"Meh, it's a job."
Sexretary by Dave Zucker March 11, 2009
See Exeter. Capital of Devon renowned for harbouring game, lively and importantly attractive students- thus putting the sex into Sexeter.
Sexeter by Electric Poppa August 4, 2007