sexistache

Half sexy, half mustache. It is the embodiment of manliness.

Burt Reynolds and Tom Selleck are perfect examples of the sexistache. "Is that a caterpillar on that guy's lip? No it's a sexistache."

by Foilin Morrow January 9, 2008

Serjstache

Fashioned out from the lead vocalist of S.O.A.D. or 'System Of A Down'. Best band ever, imo.

Used to describe someone with facial hair that exceeds all known descriptions. Usually put on someone with an UNGODLY amount of facial hair, either that or he has some crazy, wicked, yet awesome style to put it in.

Serj Tankian, be the owner of the serjstache, naturally.

Duuude. I saw Malik in Tajihjkistan. He's got a frikkin' Serjstache.
....
He's not gunna get to the airport, is he.
Naw~ I dun' think he is. D:

by JackyNgauff July 14, 2010

Mexistache

Moustache of thin hair that only occurs on the outside of the upper lip. Often worn by latinos.

He needs to shave his mexistache

by Darrin Baird January 20, 2005

sexstache

Developing one's 5'o clock shadow to a whole new level of perfection and sex appeal. Use with caution.

eyoore: Hey, like my 5 o clock shaddow?
cathy: omg eyoore, that's no 5 o clock shadow, that's a sexstache. it makes you look 10x sexier.
eyoore: heh.

by bobdylan95 November 6, 2011

Mexistache

A mustache on a woman that resembles a mustache on a mexican man.

Man, that is one hairy bitch, look at that mexistache

by Pancho Villa January 22, 2004

semistache

half a mustache.

Don't wear a semistache. It doesn't suit you.

by uttam maharjan August 6, 2010