sexistache
Burt Reynolds and Tom Selleck are perfect examples of the sexistache. "Is that a caterpillar on that guy's lip? No it's a sexistache."
sexistache by Foilin Morrow January 9, 2008
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Serjstache
Fashioned out from the lead vocalist of S.O.A.D. or 'System Of A Down'. Best band ever, imo.
Used to describe someone with facial hair that exceeds all known descriptions. Usually put on someone with an UNGODLY amount of facial hair, either that or he has some crazy, wicked, yet awesome style to put it in.
Serj Tankian, be the owner of the serjstache, naturally.
Used to describe someone with facial hair that exceeds all known descriptions. Usually put on someone with an UNGODLY amount of facial hair, either that or he has some crazy, wicked, yet awesome style to put it in.
Serj Tankian, be the owner of the serjstache, naturally.
Duuude. I saw Malik in Tajihjkistan. He's got a frikkin' Serjstache.
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He's not gunna get to the airport, is he.
Naw~ I dun' think he is. D:
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He's not gunna get to the airport, is he.
Naw~ I dun' think he is. D:
Serjstache by JackyNgauff July 14, 2010
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Mexistache
Mexistache by Darrin Baird January 20, 2005
sexstache
Developing one's 5'o clock shadow to a whole new level of perfection and sex appeal. Use with caution.
eyoore: Hey, like my 5 o clock shaddow?
cathy: omg eyoore, that's no 5 o clock shadow, that's a sexstache. it makes you look 10x sexier.
eyoore: heh.
cathy: omg eyoore, that's no 5 o clock shadow, that's a sexstache. it makes you look 10x sexier.
eyoore: heh.
sexstache by bobdylan95 November 6, 2011
Mexistache
Mexistache by Pancho Villa January 22, 2004
semistache
semistache by uttam maharjan August 6, 2010
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