When your roommate is having sex in your room with someone, or being intimate with someone, and you can't go in it because you don't want it to be incredibly awkward. You're 'locked' out of your room.
I need to get my laptop out of my room before my roommate and her boyfriend come in and I get sexed out.
having a wank, every bloke knows that if u don't blow ya load at least once a week your spunk goes bad inside your balls, leading to rashes, insomnia, shivers, madness & death!! So by getting out the 'bad seed' you are promoting healthy living.
I couldn't bloody sleep so i had a wank & by getting out the bad seed i was able to snooze soundly.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'