sex tuba

A threesome. of one boy and two girls.
One hole to bow in, one to play in, and a stick.

"Did you hear that Johnny plays the sex tuba in band."
"Mann, I'm going to join that class."

by Fezz K. October 10, 2009

tuba sex orgy

The group of musicians in any marching band that play the sousaphone. The group can often be seen not practicing, getting drunk, or hitting on the twirler line. It should be noted that all members of the Tuba Sex Orgy are denoted "Bros," even female members.

I wish I could be a member of the Tuba Sex Orgy! Those bros are awesome!

by TUBAFORDAYS April 3, 2017

Sextubate

Sextubate, derived from the word intubate - which is to place tube in trachea for the purposes of establishing airway and ventilating. Sextubate is the act of placing penis into trachea to block airway during a blowjob.

Michael sextubated Madison, she choked, and she liked it.

by Captain Jack Nasty June 3, 2017

sextubah

The Jewish marriage contract that you sign naked while a tuba solo plays in the background

We went to sing the ketubah after slangin our Yamakas but ended up dotting the sextubah first. One hell of a tuba solo, though

by Wild krizz August 25, 2025