sex ninjas

The purpose of sex ninjas is to flip out and have sex without you knowing.

Then the sex ninjas flipped out and had almighty flying wall to wall sex while Kieth sat in his room, unaware.

sex ninjas by Freddie December 16, 2004

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Sex with ninjas

1. When you're not sure something really happened, but if it did it was awesome. 2. Something that is completely awesome.

This pizza looks like sex with ninjas. or Did that drunk chick just give me a bj for real or was that a daydream? That's like sex with ninjas!

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A hero for the new world, he brings about peace through the ancient art of Surprise Sex. His true identity remains a secret.

Oh My God, that guy was just attacked by the Surprise Sex Ninja.

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A person who can engage in sexual intercourse or masturbation so stealthily that the people in the adjoining room do not suspect a thing.

Dave: Dude, did your parents cath you and whats-her'face screwing last night?

Ed: No way, man. I'm a sex ninja.

Sex Ninja by Wesker June 11, 2006

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Some fool with a t-shirt on his head, runs around and violates people (usually men).

Random Person 1: Cool look, a Ninja costume.
Random Person 2: That's the Surprise Sex Ninja.
Random Person 1: Why is he dry humping that guy's ass?

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Someone who acts conservative but is secretly really kinky and good in bed.

"I thought John was a super awkward nerdy guy who never gets girls, turns out he's a complete sex ninja!"

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Someone who is super sneaky in bed and doesn't get caught or noticed (Unless they want to be).

"I am a super sneaky Sex Ninja. I will sneak into your house, Into your room, Take what I want from you, Leave and you will never know I was there."

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