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When someone has sex with some inanimate object that resembles a human (i.e. doll, scarecrow.)Although it usually becuase of the term cloth refering to dolls it also refers to anything wiht a humanshape form that is of the non-existant inanimate.
"Nijia was caught having cloth sex with that damn stuffed bear again"

"The old man had sex with his raggedy ann doll more than twice in his lifetime and he was not afraid to admit it in front of the entire class for "bring-a-homeless-pe rson-to-school" day.

Sex Clothes 

The clothes people wear, generally older, when they are about to have sex.
Ron: "Ugh, I think my parents are having sex."

Mike: " Ha ha, did they have their sex clothes on?"
Sex Clothes by The Jerk 101 April 19, 2010

Clothes sex 

Hevy petting combind with dry humping. Ya you RELLY want to go all the way, but you " have morals", or the parents are comeing home too soon. =o
we were haveing clothes sex then the door started to open, thank GOD i had my pants on.
Clothes sex by Baughan August 19, 2007

clothing sex

Where two people have intercourse, but keep the clothes on. Kind of what you see in the movies, where an actress is stimulating passionate sex with a co-star but she has her bra on.
Monica and Johnny are very conservative, so instead of taking off all there clothes, they have clothing sex.
clothing sex by NOT Oreilly March 29, 2008

Clothe Sex 

Putting your finger in your clothes and putting them through someone else's shirt like that
fucking clothes like this: Putting your finger in your clothes and putting them through someone else's shirt like that which is clothe sex
Clothe Sex by Backdoor.x.Killer December 13, 2008
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