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Vile sex act 3 

Right after you blow your load in her mouth, duct tape her mouth shut. Then unleash your fury onto her jaw until she is knocked out. Then, take her to the nearest emementary school and tie her up to the flag pole naked.
I would love to be those kids...

Sex Box 360 

A negative name for the Sex Box 360. I give it this name because it is inferior to the PS3 and sadly to the Nintendo Revolution. Also people partake in this silly machine because they are all followers who can't think for themselves.
Corey:" Yo Jay that Sex Box 360 was such a waste of money dude. I mean cmon look inside I took a crap in it."

Jay:" Well for the crap... I already consumed that and now I am going to kill myself with Tapioka pudding for my sin of purchasing the Sex Box!"

Corey:" Cool! Can I watch?!"
Sex Box 360 by Clake January 2, 2006

Need everything in sex at 0.30 

0.30 meaning I need everything and dirty in sex.... I cover all the holes .... It's passionate and pervertive deepthroat,anal,vaginal swallow,hair pulling, hickies, voyuer,outdoor,wild
Need everything in sex at 0.30 is my boyfriend demands everyday

funny cool arab nae nae sex dance learn colors 3d for kids

A weird and demented "kids" video that you will find on YouTube. These types of cringy videos were super common in 2017.
Karen: Omg! I found funny cool arab nae nae sex dance learn colors 3d for kids in my son's youtube history! Why would my son watch this nonsense?

390 sex wall 

When you take a girl to the left field wall in a baseball stadium and you fuck her at the wall at 390 feet
Have you done 390 sex wall with your girl yet ?
390 sex wall by Mhs_pitcher April 2, 2017
360 sex is having sex on a trampoline bed in the air while flipping.
Babe when we get the trampoline bed were going to have 360 sex.
360 sex by sex master123 March 8, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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