severando 

A Mexican dad

Hola severando cómo estás

severando by Giraffes are king neck horses November 23, 2021

Serenando 

The epic bromance between footballers Sergio Ramos and Fernando Torres of the Spanish national team. Includes much grabbing of ass and winning of matches. Inspires jealousy from the rest of the team.

Piqué: Oh my god, there goes Serenando. I'm never going to get Ramos back.
Villa: Torres needs to stop cheating on me with older guys.
Casillas: It's okay, babies. You always have me.

Serenando by futbolishot June 30, 2010

Severance Lay

When, after ending a relationship, you have sex for the last time; either after they break up with you, or you with them.

"My girlfriend is moving out of town, so we're splitting up. I'm swinging by her apartment tonight to get my stuff and my severance lay."

Severance Lay by b34r May 21, 2009

severance pop 

When you break up with your girl and want one last go round

She at least could have given me a severance pop.

severance pop by Lis88 April 2, 2007

Severiano

In three words: tall, dark, and handsome. People with this name tend to have ravishing blue eyes and luscious brown hair. They attract all of the attention, and no girl can controvert his smooth talk and impossibly voluptuous looks. If you are really determined to get his attention, all you have to do is write him scandalous secret admirer letters and implant them in his locker when he's off eating lunch in the cafeteria. Oh, and if you really want to catch his eye, be sure to dedicate a song to him at a school dance, preferably "If U Seek Amy". While the song plays, dance around him and playfully tug on his tie until he gives in and dances with you. He may claim that he can't dance, but he's just being modest. Before you know it, you'll be texting him every night from 12-5. Guys with this name are handsome, sexy, steamy, juicy, red-hot, risque, spicy, orgasmic, and every other synonym of the word hot.

"Dayum, who's that guy over there? He is so fucking sexy, I feel like making out with him."

"Yea, that's Severiano. But don't get your hopes up, everybody wants a piece of that."

Severiano by IfUSeekAmyx33 July 9, 2009

Severiano

In three words: tall, dark, and handsome. People with this name tend to have ravishing blue eyes and luscious brown hair. They attract all of the attention, and no girl can controvert his smooth talk and impossibly voluptuous looks. If you are really determined to get his attention, all you have to do is write him scandalous secret admirer letters and implant them in his locker when he's off eating lunch in the cafeteria. Oh, and if you really want to catch his eye, be sure to dedicate a song to him at a school dance, preferably "If U Seek Amy". While the song plays, dance around him and playfully tug on his tie until he gives in and dances with you. He may claim that he can't dance, but he's just being modest. Before you know it, you'll be texting him every night from 12-5. Guys with this name are handsome, sexy, steamy, juicy, red-hot, risque, spicy, orgasmic, and every other synonym of the word hot.

"Dayum, who's that guy over there? He is so fucking sexy, I feel like making out with him."

"Yea, that's Severiano. But don't get your hopes up, everybody wants a piece of that."

Severiano by IfUSeekAmyx33 July 9, 2009

Severiano

People who have this name are only the hottest/sexiest/most orgasmic guys alive on this planet. Nobody can resist their luscious brown hair and hypnotizing blue eyes. People with this name make you want to write songs about them, like to the tune of "If U Seek Amy" for example (oh baby baby have you seen Sev tonight?). Nobody can resist but to engage in exciting conversations with them about grass, lamps, candles, weather, sex, saturn, and nicknames.

"That guy standing by his locker is so fucking hot!"
"Oh, that's Severiano!"

Severiano by iaminlovewithsev July 9, 2009