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One in seven billion 

A better way to say "one in a million" because there is around seven billion people in the world and you believe that he/she is the one for you.
May: How much do you really love me?
John: I love you very much?
May: Do you think I am your one in a million?
John: No, you're my one in seven billion. Will you marry me? -shows ring-
May: Yes!
Then they got married and had kids.

seven minutes in heaven

A party game involving two people in a closet for seven minutes doing... whatever you can do in seven minutes... kissing, fooling around, hooking up, etc.
After their seven minutes is up the next couple enters the closet. There are many variations to this game; the two people might not know who's with them and have to guess in the end, etc. Couples might be chosen by rock, paper, scissors, or spinning a bottle.
I hooked up with a stranger for seven minutes in heaven.
seven minutes in heaven by Jenvy!! January 16, 2008

seven minutes in hell 

While at a costume party, hooking up with a stranger while playing seven minutes in heaven, then realizing that that stranger is your sister/brother when the costume is taken off.
at the party, the hot chick in the barbie costume turned out to be my own sister. it was more like seven minutes in hell!

Seven Minutes in Heaven

A game, often played by teenagers, in which two people, usually chosen at random, go into a closet or other private space and engage in sexual acts, ranging from making outto sex, for seven minutes. Occasionally, the length is extended to eleven minutes.
Jane: Why are you late to school today?

Mischa: I was so hungover and my mother was pissed because the cops broke up the party and brought me home at 2 AM. I'm grounded for 2 weeks!

Jane: That sucks.

Mischa: I know...and we just started Seven Minutes in Heaven!

Jane: Who were you paired with?

Mischa: Tanya.

Jane: Wow...hot.

seven seconds in heaven 

Locking yourself with another person in a dark small place like a closet for seven seconds and usually making out
Dude i just kissed my crush when we played seven seconds in heaven!

seven minutes in hell 

A simple variation of the fun family game 'seven minutes in heaven'

The female in the scenario must receive anal sex for a time no less than 7 minutes.

Necessary caveat: no lubrication may be present (mandatory)
Wow, Sally, I haven't been able to sit down since I played seven minutes in hell.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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