sevale 

The word "Sevale" is a form of greeting someone close to you but it can also be used when you want to tell someone how cool, talented, fun (anything that makes you say "WOW") they are.

"SEVALE, GIRL!"
"You are so sevale today!"
"I kinda feel sevale not gonna lie."

sevale by bunujwjsjsj77 May 28, 2024

Sevler 

The act of going to 7-11 with Hitler but you accidentally kill another 6 million Jews on the way there

Male 1: Oh fuck I did a Sevler through that Jewish orphanage!
Hitler: Oh jew!

Sevler by Lord_Trollman October 9, 2018

signed, sealed, and delivered 

an expression which means that a particular matter has been taken care of.

"Hey, did you finalize the purchase of the estate yet?"

"Yep, the title now officially belongs to me.....signed, sealed, and delivered!"

signed, sealed, and delivered by Bungalow Bill September 4, 2006

Sealed Envelope 

An act performed immediately after sex; moments before achieving male orgasm, the man pulls out and shoots his load into the crevice of the girls ass. Afterwards, he presses her ass cheeks together for an undetermined amount of time. When he lets go, her cheeks will be stuck together, thus forming a sealed envelope.

After mom went to work, I shot my load between Van's ass cheeks and gave her a sealed envelope. She was waddling around like a penguin.

Sealed Envelope by D.H.G. October 18, 2008

Seval 

Extremely caring and nice person. She will forever be the kindest person you’ll ever meet. Seval is beautiful and pretty. She has great confidence. Seval is extremely athletic and very smart.

“Seval you’re so nice!!”

Seval by Emmaxxx March 17, 2019

skull sealer 

Someone that sews their victim’s eyes ears and mouth closed in order to deprive them of their senses. A skull sealer strives to create a mind without in eternal darkness and silence alone with its own thoughts. Once mentioned in a defendant’s opening statement during a murder trial, a clip which is often played on the Preston and Steve show (93.3 WMMR)

I appologize to anyone who's been offended by my fictional creations: Crisagone, the philosopher of evil and the skull sealer.

skull sealer by Jon Klein January 28, 2006

sealed without a kiss 

The status of being a virgin, having no sexual intercourse. Sealed referring to having an intact hymen.

I think you're the only girl in our class who's sealed without a kiss, Amber!

sealed without a kiss by A. Definer January 1, 2012