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Settling 

The point in a woman's life where she feels that she has met the right partner, thus disregarding all focus on keeping her figure on point. Becoming the new Snorlax.
Kyle: Damn, Joe, Anna has definitely gotten real comfy with you, she's settling down for sure.
Joe: Well yeah we've grown very close these past 2 years.
Kyle: She's grown more than just close my friend.
Settling by VenimusTitan September 13, 2014
Words you can keep

Settling 

Your life right now.
You are settling for this mediocricity.
Settling by Limepink22 May 15, 2017

Settling 

This is a phenomenon experienced by guys at colleges with a low number of female students. It is characterized by delusions and hallucinations in which fat, horrendous-looking women appear to be attractive to the unsuspecting male victim .

Being pussy-whipped is a side-effect of settling.
If your friend is dating a chick that makes bigfoot look like a Gap Model, but he insists on spending his weekends with her, he is probably suffering from 'settling.'
Settling by JFITB October 14, 2005

settling in 

Like maybe, just maybe you found "the one" him or her. You actually WANT to do this. It feels right. It's more than okay. Like never leave. I fucking want this forever. Make sense?
Settling in is a very good thing. Are YOU ready for it? He or she wants all of you. Today, not tomorrow. Present tense. Not past. Live for today. "Settling in." Purposeful living all the way. There is no other way. Well, you do want and deserve to be happy, right? We all do. Love deeply and freely without condition. Do it today. I challenge you.
settling in by Femalesheep June 15, 2014

settling soulmates

the person you were meant to settle for
I thought i was going to be alone for the rest of my life until i met Liz. She was the best I was ever going to find. We're settling soulmates.

settling down 

When you and your nigga/bitch finally come to realization that it's time to stop fucking around and become one
Me and Katy are settling down.
settling down by Blaaaahblaaah July 24, 2015

Settling Relationship

Where the male in the relationship settles for a woman that's way below his league when he could have a better, more creative woman. This woman is probably very ugly and the male is only dating her to feel more confident about himself and will receive ridicule and social torture until he either commits suicide or ends the horrible, bound to fail, relationship.
boy 1: "Dude did you hear about Dan?"

boy 2: "No man, what happened?"

boy 1: "Well i have some bad news...he's dating Jessica."

boy 2: "Dude! She's fucking ugly!"

boy 1: "I know man, he settled, he could have had Tabby."

boy 2: "What a dumbass. Lets go make fun of his Settling Relationship."
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