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sestak by tony suste May 7, 2018
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Michal Sestak 

The Videopreneur. An elite breed of a videographer mixed with an entrepreneur.

A well-rounded person that has his shit together. Ambitious hustler. Empathetic shark. Mr. Abundance. Life connoisseur.
"I want to be like Michal Sestak" - I want to have a freedom lifestyle.

"You're such a Sestak" - You're such an ambitious hustler.
Michal Sestak by Sir Abundance April 20, 2020
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What happens when you find out your sister wasn't a planned baby.
Me: So, my dad let slip that the condom he was wearing when he had my mom bent over the couch in the living room broke once, and that is how come I have a little sister.

Little Sister: Wait, you're telling me I was a sistake?
sistake by the_colonel 781 October 2, 2010
Setak is a kind soul who has very few flaws. Usually uncommon and quite shy, you realize that they are a great asset to your friend group. Every conversation you learn something new. This may be because she doesn't reveal too much about herself. She carries a gust of mystery with her every step and that makes her full of surprises. She is a fan of anime culture heavily. She is a fan of fiction in general. She has a strong will and work ethic. She can listen to anyone for a while. She is honestly great and I could keep typing. I have had my ups and downs with Setak but even then I look at her as someone who I will always respect no matter what. Usually quite artsy as well. Moments without her may feel a little dull in comparison. I thank god for letting me having a Setak in my life, and if you see one try to grasp a hold of them and just talk to them. Thank you...
Setak is a cool person!
Setak by M.m.a.r. November 21, 2020

sestarhia 

the best funniest kindest most down to earth person to ever exist my life became 10x better when i met sestarhia,everyone loves sestarhia.
“Hey!! that’s sestarhia over there!! oh my god i heard their mom was diagnosed with amonus cancer.”
sestarhia by hanjisgf October 17, 2021
The sixth level or retardation

1. Tard
2. Retard
3. Tritard
4. Quatard
5. Quintard
6. Sestard
If I'm the quintard. Does that make you a sestard?
sestard by Jeremy McCollum March 2, 2008
A sexual history which in hindsight was astronomically stupid.

Can be used not only to refer to the event of sex, but also to the individual one now deeply regrets touching and being touched by in one's intimate places. Can refer either to a one night stand (most common), or a series of sexual encounters (i.e. fuck buddy).

The individual recounting stories of their sextake may surprise listeners with how idiotic their sextake was: "a shady as fuck porn baron prone to incredible douchebaggery who could barely keep it up and who I really only clung to as a temporary salve for loneliness."

Like a mistake you made in sex!
"That douche was my... sextake."

A: "You know what that was?"
B: "I don't know. It was a sexual encounter with a complete tool. What would you call it?"
A: "A sextake."

The only thing more regrettable than a sextake? An STD.

Possibly pregnancy.
Sextake by Rainy_Dayz September 28, 2009
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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