British Special Air Service (S.A.S.) 

Elite army forces of the United Kingdom. They have about 360 personel. These guys are some of the most elite (if not the most elite) in the world too. They inspired the creation of the U.S. army's Delta Force (who they cross train with). The SAS are the grandfather of all special operation units in the world. They have been around since World War 2. Despite the fact being called "air service", they do hardly any air service; Most of their missions take place on land and sea. The only air missions that I could think of them doing are hyjacking a flying airplane, rescuing hostages on an airplane, and of course riding and getting deployed by helicopters as well as jumping out of them. Prior to joining the SAS, one must have already been in the army for atleast 3 years. Liam Neeson was trained by a former SAS member for the movie "Taken". Now some Americans who are idiotic, don't know what they are talking about, are ignorant, biest, cocky, and dumb often make fun of the British SAS for being British and say they suck compare to American Special Ops like the SEALs when in reality the SAS are about equally elite as America's Delta Force and SEAL Team Six (the best special ops in America as well some of the best in the world).

American Idiot-The British SAS aren't tough because they are British and America has the SEALs who took out Bin Laden!

British SAS commando-If you say something like that again, i'm gonna beat your ass like 20 times harder than Liam Neson could. S.A.S. stands for "Special Air Service" . We are called "Special" because we are elite. And unlike MOST soldiers of the U.K. the British Special Air Service (S.A.S.) could destory nearly any American military unit besides Delta Force and SEAL Team SIX!

British Special Air Service (S.A.S.) by Chillice November 21, 2016

bear's service

The meaning of "bear's service" originally comes from a fable about a man and a bear. The bear wanted to help the man by killing a gnat which sat on his forehead. As a result both the gnat and the man died.

This idiom is known primarily in Slavic languages.

"Mike was trying to help with washing up but he dropped my favourite cup on the floor in the process."
"That's called a bear's service."

bear's service by Random fag April 16, 2013

Grandpa's Service Pistol 

Any weapon left to you in a will by a relative. Not necessarily a pistol, or even a service weapon, but usually. Generally left with an instruction not to use it for anything retarded. Usually in very good condition.

So named because of the stereotype of a grandfatherleaving his favorite grandson his service pistol.

abbr: GSP

Guy1: Hey, where are you going.

Guy2: Taking Grandpa's Service Pistol to the range...

Guy2: But... that's a shotgun.

Guy1: Yeah, "Grandpa's Servoce Pistol" is just what I call any weaon left to me by a dead family member.

Grandpa's Service Pistol by Al Golston November 20, 2011

AppleBees's Customer Service

literally Jesus

Person 1: Have You Been To Applebees?
Person 2: Yes, I have read the bible.
literally Jesus: AppleBees's Customer Service how may I help you.
person 1: I need my family to come back.

AppleBees's Customer Service by w.DM2 August 3, 2020

Medusa’s full service lodging facility that is uniquely beautiful and stylish. (Is a self-contained commercial establishment.) 

“A frequently visited place.”

Have you been to Medusa’s full service lodging facility that is uniquely beautiful and stylish. (Is a self-contained commercial establishment.) yet? Hear that it's frequently visited.

Medusa’s full service lodging facility that is uniquely beautiful and stylish. (Is a self-contained commercial establishment.) by ShorterThanYuu September 29, 2020

Walter's Tree Service

A company that arrives a day late, usually takes money and leaves, and is owned by a cowboy.

I ordered Walter's Tree Service, they came a day late and didn't even cut anything down.

Walter's Tree Service by bleachbeach May 9, 2011

Kiki’s Delivery Service

The most famous Studio Ghibli flick I need to watch pretty soon. I know it’s about a witch in training with her pet black cat and owns a delivery service. Has the most beautiful music ever.

My brain: So, what do you think of Kiki’s Delivery Service?
Me: I need to watch it soon.

Kiki’s Delivery Service by Willingins February 3, 2026