Service-Side 

A gay, bi, or queer man who identifies as a side (not interested in anal sex) and whose primary focus in sexual encounters is pleasuring his partner through oral sex, mutual masturbation, and other non-penetrative acts, rather than seeking reciprocal stimulation.

A guy who doesn’t do anal (top or bottom) but lives to please. Gets off on getting you off.

“Damn, he’s a total service-side — I didn’t even have to lift a finger, he just sucked me dry.”

Service-Side by toclus August 30, 2025

sidewalk service 

When you’re trying to discreetly pick a wedgie, but you focus so much on being sneaky to the people in front of you, that you accidentally put on a full show for the people behind you.

The smell of the Gorgonzola cream sauce was made immediately unappetizing by the Sidewalk Service they were receiving from the man at the window. If only he’d worn different underwear.

sidewalk service by Tommy_John December 3, 2015