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pump the septik tank 

To recieve falacio while perched upon a crapper and laying down a nice deuce.
So are you girls down to pump the septik tank?
pump the septik tank by 504 boys January 12, 2009

Septic Tank

1-A large tank used within waste disposal and sewerage cleansing.
2-In cockney rhyming slang, a yank.
Those stupid septic tanks have just re-elected George Dubya Bush! Bang goes peace! More terrorism activities will happen now, this enacted by the yanks on Iran or Syria!
Septic Tank by JT December 4, 2004

septic tank

Interchangeable with Yank or Yankee, a euphemistic stereotype for Americans who spill forth verbal filth like a sewage plant.
Mate, I took that septic tank from the other day out for a surf. I was hoping the sharks would rip him to pieces but it looked as though they swam away in terror. It seems not even a Great White Pointer can swallow his bullshit.
septic tank by name different December 21, 2007

suck the septic tank 

Two meanings:

1:A person 'drug addict' that would do anything for a hit/high.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Meaning everyone goes to the toilet, so perhaps someone had drugs In there system.

2:a person who uses sexual acts as a way to get through life.
1:
"He'd suck the septic tank if he could"

"Have you seen that guys mum, so feral she'd suck the septic tank if she could!"

2:
"How did she get that promotion? Don't worry she'd suck the septic tank if it meant getting ahead"
suck the septic tank by Enzothegift February 9, 2014

Septic Tank of Awesomeness 

Something that looks like shit (figuratively or literally), but is actually good. Named for the Hawthorn Hawks (AFL team) whose yellow and brown uniform makes them look like a septic tank of shit and piss, yet they are awesome despite the colour of their uniform.
Dane reckons the septic tank of awesomeness are gonna kick Geelong's arse tonight.

septic tank

Pissing and shitting in a girls mouth and duct tapping it shut. All during sex.
"I gave Tina the septic tank last night."
"Sick."
septic tank by cfch September 7, 2006
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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