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fuck senseless

To fuck senseless. To leave your sexual partner utterly spent, exhausted, satiated to and beyond what they expected.
How did he fuck her? Fuck senseless.
fuck senseless by Recent Convert November 6, 2013

sensualist 

A label in the kinky world used to describe a male or female play partner who feeds on giving or receiving tender touch; heavily aesthetic, less painful than BDSM
When she touches my body, I quiver from head to toe. My orgasm makes me appreciate the sensualist for who she is. She can touch me again if she would like..
sensualist by bluejeanbaby27 April 9, 2016

sensual oil 

a common mistake for essential oils, resulting in public humiliation for the rest of your graduating year. a sensual oil is used to wank.
N: she used the essential oils
C: if they are essential and i dont have them, will i be alright?
Micky Moo Moo: no, she said SENSUAL OILS

sensual lover

Someone who is great in bed and shows deep affection to their partner and pleasures them with care and thoughtfulness.
She is a sensual lover, really cares for my sexual my needs and pleasures me how i like it.
sensual lover by Milkshakeomg February 9, 2014

sensual eye contact

the act of engaging in intercourse thorough the actions of suggestive stares
oh man dude i gave your sister sensual eye contact and she loved it!
arousing but not entirely sexual, realating to sexual feelings without actually having intercourse
It was a very sensual evening.
sensual by Psyco April 30, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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