semi-ho 

Nickname for TV "cook" Sandra Lee, given to her by her many detractors. Based upon the name of her show "Semi-Homemade Cooking with Sandra Lee".

Heather: I'm making chocolate truffles for dessert using canned store-bought frosting.
Taniqua: Bitch, you are such a Semi-Ho.

semi-ho by Mixed Race Kid March 14, 2009

semi-pro ho

Like a pro ho, the female who goes for guys strictly because of their athletic prowess, but works it a tier lower, in the semi-pro field.

She's all about the cat 3 racers. What a semi-pro ho.

semi-pro ho by J_F June 2, 2007

semi hoe 

a girl that is not fully known or does the actions of a "whore" but like to have relations with multiple men. usually this girl is a virgin and is friendly all the time.however this is merely a cover up to make herself seem more innocent.usually this word is not to be used seriously.it can be used jokingly if wanted.

girl is with friend and sees friend talk to one guy she likes on the phone while txting another guy she likes on her phone. the girl says to her friend "oh my god Shery, your such a semi hoe!"
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semi hoe by pootntoot March 31, 2009

semi-homemade 

Sandra Lee claims that she created this concept that, despite being sound in theory, is ruined and food-RAPED by Aunt Sandy's hideous execution. Using 70% store-bought products (pre-packaged food hight in preservatives sodium and high fructose corn syrup) and 30% fresh (mainly a few veggies, fruits and herbs, thrown together haphazardly). The end result is usually laughably overtly salty, sugary and inedible. Por ejemplo, see Kwanzaa Cake.

Sandra Lee: Hi, I'm Sandra Lee and welcome to Semi-Homemade. I've been cooking and entertaining for YEARS. Today we are going to make a hamburger using burgers purchased from a fast-food joint and doctored up with lettuce, tomatoes and pre-shredded cheese. Keep it sweet, keep it simple, and keep it semi-homemade.

Tarqueesha, watching from home on her flatscreen: Bitch is FAKE, WORD. Tomato soup in lasagna? My Eyetalian dawta-in-law would totally cut this bitch.

Malik (Tarqueesha's second husband): Word, yo? Tangie would hurt this fake white bitch wif her non-cookin' self.

semi-homemade by Mixed Race Kid April 19, 2008

Semi-Homo 

A person who is semi-homo is half homosexual, half heterosexual. The person is bisexual.

Are you straight?
No, I’m semi-homo.
What?
I’m bi you fckn moron.

Semi-Homo by Bodil Karlsson May 16, 2021

semi homophobic 

Homophobic but to one person at a time.

Dude 1: Man I'm so semi homophobic
Dude 2: Bro I'm gay...
Dude 1: Don't worry, I'm just scared of Dude 3 right now.
Dude 3: bro wtf

semi homophobic by r8gju7ky9mjjhgh November 9, 2022

semi-skimmed homo 

Semi-skimmed homo (sem•ee•skim•ed•hoe•mo)

When you have that one friend that adds "no homo" to the end of every homosexual thing they say, you refer to them as a "semi-skimmed homo" (1% homosexual).

"I want her to sit on my face. No homo. I'm straight I swear."

"Alice, you're a semi-skimmed homo."

semi-skimmed homo by cindybuttsmacka November 1, 2014