asssexual

It's all about the ass, gender don't matter

Guy 1: Yo look at that ass
Guy 2: tf? ur gay?
Guy 1: No man, I'm asssexual.
Guy 2: that would still make you gay.
Guy 1: I care about his god damn ass not his gender!

by r8gju7ky9mjjhgh November 09, 2022

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stfusexual

Attracted to people that shut up, unlike you.

Guy: I'm stfusexual
Woman: You like me
Guy: Shut the hell up

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CMS

a school

Lets go to CMS today

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dabloon giveaway

Here are 20 dabloons! :D

Guy 1: I need dabloons to buy a virtual item
Guy 2: have you seen the urban dictionary has a dabloon giveaway?
Guy 1: alright thanks!
Guy 1: i bought a virtual toilet!

by r8gju7ky9mjjhgh November 28, 2022

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The last stage of boredom...

Guy one: man I'm so board!
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Guy one: I've already tried that!
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Guy two: wtf

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