sellatio 

To give fellatio as a sexual act and manner.

1. Joe: He’s trying to give me a sellatio to me and he’s trying to do that to me.
Joe: What the hell do I do?
Jack: Just go tell him to go f*ck off.

sellatio by KB_2024 September 10, 2023

sellvation 

Cheap, quick, and/or easy salvation that demands nothing of the believer but a wallet or checkbook, offered by televangelists and others who practice a superficial Frankenfaith

Those evangelicals are masters of sellvation; they market their religiosity well and make a fortune from it.

sellvation by Slackie Onassis June 22, 2007

selationship 

A secret relationship involving desire that the two involved do not want to reveal.

Ali is in a selationship with Sam

selationship by jimi hendrix god May 10, 2007

shellatio

the unjust and repeated awarding of red shells or green shells to a single racer in MarioKart

What a crock, dude, you've gotten 9 shells in a row; this is some unprecendented shellatio.

shellatio by EamonnDeBurca January 30, 2005

Selflatio 

Giving yourself fellatio, AKA giving yourself a blow job

I just fixed my RDP licencing problems. Now I can perform selflatio

Selflatio by yo-Itsme February 19, 2019

sellacious

Appealing to one's baser need for cash.

Mr. Thompson's sellacious behavior may indicate that he is a money-grubbing attention whore.

sellacious by Migraineman February 23, 2008

Sexlationship 

A relationship based solely on sex, casual hooking up, and booty calls with no strings attached or seriousness.

You are so in a sexlationship with Kenny. All you do with him is have sex with no conversation, hanging out, or dates.

Sexlationship by BlueEyedIrishLassie July 21, 2011