Noun - A non-sexual relationship between two straight females. Generally involving gabbing, talking, whispering, sharing secrets, giggling, expression of feelings, shopping, and copious discussion of shoes and clothes.
Shelationship is the antonym of "
bromance". Where a
bromance involves two men doing all sorts of
cool manly things together, like fighting bulls, shooting crossbows, and shaving mohawks, a shelationship has none of that. Instead it has close bonding, and possibly a Sandra Bullock movie.
Provenance/Origin: "shelationship" is a portmanteau of the two words "she" and "relationship".
John "Hey
Steve, can you get away from
Julie this weekend for some spearfishing?"
Steve "Totally!
Julie is in a serious shelationship with that girl Brenda, and they are going to be scrapbooking all weekend. After we're done, let's go skydiving."
John "Awesome!"
