by KB_2024 January 04, 2024
1. Joe: He’s trying to give me a sellatio to me and he’s trying to do that to me.
Joe: What the hell do I do?
Jack: Just go tell him to go f*ck off.
Joe: What the hell do I do?
Jack: Just go tell him to go f*ck off.
by KB_2024 September 10, 2023
1. John: I’m doing a farmer rooster cock job.
Jack: Okay.
2. Ben: Why are a lot of cock jobs?
Johnny: Don’t say that.
Ben: Why not?
Johnny: It’s homosexual.
Ben: oh.
3. Person 1: You are a cock job!
Person 2: You should not have said that.
Person 1: Sorry.
4. Person 1: I had a cock job.
Person 2: That’s disgusting!
Person 1: Sorry, I don’t know what’s a cock job!
Jack: Okay.
2. Ben: Why are a lot of cock jobs?
Johnny: Don’t say that.
Ben: Why not?
Johnny: It’s homosexual.
Ben: oh.
3. Person 1: You are a cock job!
Person 2: You should not have said that.
Person 1: Sorry.
4. Person 1: I had a cock job.
Person 2: That’s disgusting!
Person 1: Sorry, I don’t know what’s a cock job!
by KB_2024 October 07, 2023
1. British Person: Welcome to the u/k! :)
Jake: Cool! :)
2. Jack: u/k we support! :)
Richard: Holy shit, thank you for supporting Ukraine! :)
Jack: You’re welcome! :)
Ukraine: :)
Jake: Cool! :)
2. Jack: u/k we support! :)
Richard: Holy shit, thank you for supporting Ukraine! :)
Jack: You’re welcome! :)
Ukraine: :)
by KB_2024 September 20, 2023
Fictional. The definition of dickjerk means a person that’s acts like a jerk or another meaning which is a sexual act to masturbate. It also means an annoying person. It means also to do something stupid.
1. Mike: That was the fifth time he acted like a dickjerk.
Fred: yeah, I agree on that one.
2. Harold: Do not ever dickjerk in-front of a person or else!
Ben: I understand! :(
3. Tim: It’s so dickjerk and annoying!
Tom: I understand that.
4: Jack: dickjerk means of course to do dickjerk meaning jackshit.
Tom: Wait, was your name there ago?
Jack: Okay, nevermind that.
Fred: yeah, I agree on that one.
2. Harold: Do not ever dickjerk in-front of a person or else!
Ben: I understand! :(
3. Tim: It’s so dickjerk and annoying!
Tom: I understand that.
4: Jack: dickjerk means of course to do dickjerk meaning jackshit.
Tom: Wait, was your name there ago?
Jack: Okay, nevermind that.
by KB_2024 September 10, 2023
1. Theo: There was a horse with a horse toe.
Joe: Umm, I just gonna go now.
Theo: Oh.
2. Person 1: I have a horse toe.
Person 2: What?
Joe: Umm, I just gonna go now.
Theo: Oh.
2. Person 1: I have a horse toe.
Person 2: What?
by KB_2024 January 12, 2024