selfee
selfee by Smosh fan394 October 29, 2015
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
selfcest
selfcest:
fucking a clone/identical-in-every-way-mentally-and-physically-twin
OR
wanting to fuck yourself literally. this is also not masturbation.
fucking a clone/identical-in-every-way-mentally-and-physically-twin
OR
wanting to fuck yourself literally. this is also not masturbation.
selfcest by ThatOneAsianBoi27 July 19, 2019
Selfie Control
Guy 1: Man you almost got hit by a car trying to take that selfie, you need to have some selfie control.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I looked good though.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I looked good though.
Selfie Control by J&SilentRubob November 11, 2013
morning selfie
The moment you wake up, you grab your phone and take a picture of yourself while still in bed.
The rule is you are not allowed to fix your hair, put on make-up, turn on the lights, or even remove the crusty stuff from your eyes. The first thing you will see will be the flash from the camera. Then you post the picture to social media.
The rule is you are not allowed to fix your hair, put on make-up, turn on the lights, or even remove the crusty stuff from your eyes. The first thing you will see will be the flash from the camera. Then you post the picture to social media.
Jane: Is that what you looked like when you woke up?
Tom: Yes. It was my morning selfie. It is the new trend, but not everyone has the guts to do it.
Tom: Yes. It was my morning selfie. It is the new trend, but not everyone has the guts to do it.
morning selfie by Urban Guru March 14, 2015
selfish selfie
selfish selfie by henro50 September 13, 2014
Selfie Centered
As a selfie centered individual, Mike preferred to look at his selfies while fapping.
During handshakes with snakes on Wednesday, Mike was thankful to be Selfie Centered, because his partner was a BagHead™©.
During handshakes with snakes on Wednesday, Mike was thankful to be Selfie Centered, because his partner was a BagHead™©.
Selfie Centered by Iphigenia Aubergine June 1, 2016
Go Fuck Your Selfie
Go Fuck Your Selfie by mrperson123 January 31, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
piddlefart
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
wrongun
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026