selfeces

The act of taking pictures of yourself taking a shit.

Ex: I'm about to shit my pants and I really need a new cover photo. I should go take some selfeces.

Ex: Kim Kardashian just leaked some new pics. If you need me I'll be beating my dick to her new Selfeces.

by Oliver Loving June 8, 2016

selfcest

selfcest:

fucking a clone/identical-in-every-way-mentally-and-physically-twin

OR

wanting to fuck yourself literally. this is also not masturbation.

Me: Dude i would totally fuck my own clone.
My clone: Bro thats so selfcest but im into it

by ThatOneAsianBoi27 July 19, 2019

Selfcest

Having sex with your clone

Selfcest is kinky

by Taliwaya April 10, 2021

Selfcest

Slashfic where a character is paired romantically or sexually with himself.

The most ridiculous, least socially accepted, and therefore the
hottest kind of pairing (im)possible.

"Do you ship Sam/Dean from Supernatural?"

"Nah, Wincest just isn't wrong enough. I ship Sylar/Gabriel Grey."

"Oh, selfcest, huh? Hot!"

by theflying_clubcup February 26, 2009

selfcest

fall in love with yourself like loki and sylvie

loki: i like sylvie
mobius: dude, that's selfcest wtf

by asgarddestroyer July 25, 2021

Selfcest

Definition of selfcest: when you love your self because no one else will ever be good enough

Selfcest to love ones self

by Heyangel August 5, 2020

selfcest

The sexual attraction to ones self

She was caught engaging in selfcest activities

by jeack November 2, 2008