selfeces

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The act of taking pictures of yourself taking a shit.

Ex: I'm about to shit my pants and I really need a new cover photo. I should go take some selfeces.

Ex: Kim Kardashian just leaked some new pics. If you need me I'll be beating my dick to her new Selfeces.

selfeces by Oliver Loving June 8, 2016

Words you can keep

selfcest

selfcest:

fucking a clone/identical-in-every-way-mentally-and-physically-twin

OR

wanting to fuck yourself literally. this is also not masturbation.

Me: Dude i would totally fuck my own clone.
My clone: Bro thats so selfcest but im into it

selfcest by ThatOneAsianBoi27 July 19, 2019

Related Words

selfeces • selfcest • Selfcestphobic • nagito selfcest

Selfcest

Having sex with your clone

Selfcest is kinky

Selfcest by Taliwaya April 10, 2021

Selfcest

Slashfic where a character is paired romantically or sexually with himself.

The most ridiculous, least socially accepted, and therefore the
hottest kind of pairing (im)possible.

"Do you ship Sam/Dean from Supernatural?"

"Nah, Wincest just isn't wrong enough. I ship Sylar/Gabriel Grey."

"Oh, selfcest, huh? Hot!"

Selfcest by theflying_clubcup February 26, 2009

selfcest

fall in love with yourself like loki and sylvie

loki: i like sylvie
mobius: dude, that's selfcest wtf

selfcest by asgarddestroyer July 25, 2021

Selfcest

Definition of selfcest: when you love your self because no one else will ever be good enough

Selfcest to love ones self

Selfcest by Heyangel August 5, 2020

selfcest

The sexual attraction to ones self

She was caught engaging in selfcest activities

selfcest by jeack November 2, 2008

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026