selfalism

The process of eating your own flesh, specifically your dick.

Shonqueefion: “Yo my niggeth I just saw a dude eating his own dick after chopping it off”
Cumquavion: “Yo that’s some wicked Selfalism”

by ragingpornaddict September 23, 2022

selfalingus

Going down on oneself

Thanks to my yoga class, i've become a master in selfalingus

by Manchu333 November 14, 2016

selflish

To do something selfless for selfish reasons.

John is so selflish, the only reason he helps out at the soup kitchen is because he wants to get in Jane's pants.

by DampeS8N April 30, 2008

Selfism

The belive that you yourself is your own God.

Each and every person is their own God, hense you are a God. You worship yourself, and worshiping any other God, ie (Budda, Jesus Christ, Allah, any other religist person) is a false idal, and is a sin, to one self. Noone should worship you either, only you shall worship yourself.

You have the power to create life (sex = baby)
You have the power to take life (murder)
You have the power to create somthing out of nothing (Invention)
You have the power to make your own life path (Choices)

Again YOU are your own GOD, belive in yourself, your body is your temple.

In selfism your body is your own temple, worship within.

by Drewnin June 18, 2011

serialism

By the Late Romantic period music had become so bad and so long that it was decided it was no longer to be left in the hands of people (prone to emotional outburst roughly akin to public masturbation), and the responsibility was to be passed to maths. This was because numbers don’t have feelings and are less likely to harbor delusions of grandeur.

"I just heard Gurre-Lieder, What the f*ck was that? That's a year of my life I'll never see again. Perhaps serialism will be shorter and make more sence"

by kiss my leitmotif May 15, 2009

Serialism

A pointlessly painful way for intellectuals to pretend that they can write so-called music. Enjoyed by people who, for instance, place bits of cow turd onto the end of a stick and hang it above their mantelpiece, asserting that it is a metaphor for existentialism in Barnsley.

Serialism is painful rubbish.

by Viola Tragic July 22, 2006

Selfism

Created by philsopher Gelb, this philosophy consists of the literal belief in ones self. Selfists do not believe in a god, but believe that each person is their own god. Selfism practices toleration of others. This is because if each person believes in themselves, people should celebrate their beliefs because it is a part of them. And they are a god (BUT they are not your god.) Selfists are the most amazing, positive, and confident people you will ever meet. Hands down.

Person 1: "Oh wow that person's so cool and confident and amazing. I wish I was him."
Person 2: "Yeah, that's because he's a selfist."

Person 1: "Selfism seems totally awesome and open minded. This is probably the best idea I've ever heard of."
Person 2: "Omg I know right?!?!!"

by KattyGee June 18, 2011