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The belive that you yourself is your own God.

Each and every person is their own God, hense you are a God. You worship yourself, and worshiping any other God, ie (Budda, Jesus Christ, Allah, any other religist person) is a false idal, and is a sin, to one self. Noone should worship you either, only you shall worship yourself.

You have the power to create life (sex = baby)
You have the power to take life (murder)
You have the power to create somthing out of nothing (Invention)
You have the power to make your own life path (Choices)

Again YOU are your own GOD, belive in yourself, your body is your temple.
In selfism your body is your own temple, worship within.
Selfism by Drewnin June 18, 2011
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Created by philsopher Gelb, this philosophy consists of the literal belief in ones self. Selfists do not believe in a god, but believe that each person is their own god. Selfism practices toleration of others. This is because if each person believes in themselves, people should celebrate their beliefs because it is a part of them. And they are a god (BUT they are not your god.) Selfists are the most amazing, positive, and confident people you will ever meet. Hands down.
Person 1: "Oh wow that person's so cool and confident and amazing. I wish I was him."
Person 2: "Yeah, that's because he's a selfist."

Person 1: "Selfism seems totally awesome and open minded. This is probably the best idea I've ever heard of."
Person 2: "Omg I know right?!?!!"
Selfism by KattyGee June 18, 2011
Eating your own flesh, specifically your dick.
John: “Yo my niggeth I just saw a video of a guy cutting off his dick!”
Bartholomew: “Bro that’s Selfism what the fuck”
Selfism by ragingpornaddict September 23, 2022

Selfishing 

Self-ish-ing: Occurs in the social networking world. An act of calling attention to one's self by posting a vague comment that entices people to ask you to elaborate.

It's a selfish post intended to fish for attention.
These are examples of selfishing posts:

1) "Man you wouldn't believe what just happened to me!"
2) "Oh my God. I can't believe this. Please send prayers..."
3) "Gee, I can't believe that someone would hurt someone like that"
Selfishing by MaxieD May 12, 2011

selfish selfie

when a celebrity takes a nude selfie and won't let us look at it
I wish Jennifer Lawrence would quit taking those selfish selfies
selfish selfie by henro50 September 13, 2014

Selfish Top 

A top who makes sure he is pleased and only cares if he cums without getting the bottom off
Girl I slept with this guy last night and I spent all night giving him head and letting him top me until he came but then he just got up and left without doing shit for me. Fuck selfish tops
Selfish Top by QueenOfQueers August 30, 2016

Selfish Shellfish 

Someone that only thinks about themself. It's basically calling someone selfish, but more redundant.
Gary: Dude, can I have some cigarettes?
John: No! They're all mine! Fuck off!
Gary: Dude, fine. Y'don't need to be a selfish shellfish about it. Fuck.
Selfish Shellfish by YapmelkXela October 14, 2009
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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