Self-fuck 

To self-fuck:

When one takes a definitive action that in turn, becomes detrimental or overall unfavorable for them. Basically, to do something stupid that only affects you.

Also (in certain cases), see douchebaggery or Back Door Braggart .

1.) "Dude, did you hear that John broke up with Ashley?" "Yeah man, and I saw his new girlfriend... that was a huge self-fuck on his part..."

2.) "AGH, I stayed up until 4am doing this paper for English, and I left it in my printer! I cannot believe I just self-fucked my grade."

3.) "Yeah, I heard that Neil was just nerdjacking the whole time on his date. Total self-fuckery."

Self-fuck by NiggaBu July 8, 2011

Self-fuck 

Jack off

Bro, I was on my self-fuck streak all night long to ass pics.

Self-fuck by Russelthemotherfucker May 6, 2024

self fuck 

when a man inserts his penis in to his own ass.

Person 1: "i cummed in my own ass last night"
Person 2: "how'd you manage that?"
Person 1: " i learned how to self fuck"

self fuck by crackpottwhore March 22, 2010

fuck /self 

Originating from phrase "/self", an abbreviated/ephemistic/censored form of "fuck yourself".

Background: From the Internet, found on message boards, instant messages and chatrooms.

Definition: Vulgar expletive intended to insult offend; literally to copulate with oneself.

Hey Garrison, why don't you go fuck /self?

fuck /self by Hollerback Boy January 14, 2008

go fuck your self 

1. Telling someone to go away
2. Telling someone to stop speaking, usually because they are making either negative or non-sensical comments

"Hey Choz...wasn't that you sister I saw working the corner the other day?" "Hey..go fuck your self!"

go fuck your self by Chozito July 4, 2004

Touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self 

The original form of the expression "check yourself before you wreck yourself". It simply means that before doing something that could have negative consequences you should always masturbate.

LaBonaynayshaquiartisha: I'ma knife that manstealin ho LaFoundaquisha right in her damb ovary!
Mayonnaise: Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllll, you need to touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self!

Touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self by KKK Here to Stay! May 31, 2011

fuck your self 

Why the fuck are you even here and type this in urbandictionary anyway? I mean i can go fuck my self right now if you wont stop reading and yes, Welcome to the Internet( you're a bitch btw).

Person 1 - hey do you have a life?
Person 2 -Guys, just go Fuck your self

fuck your self by AGotALife September 28, 2017