Self inflicted
Self inflicted by MamaNasty April 3, 2023
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self-inflicted Giuliani wound
When the Mobster in Chief first engaged his old NYC buddy, he may have figured it would all lead to a self-inflicted Giuliani wound but he may have figured he was valiantly choosing his own fate.
self-inflicted Giuliani wound by Dr Bunnygirl November 13, 2019
Self Inflicted Situation
Self Inflicted Situation by Tcoch#33 August 21, 2010
Self Inflicted Insomnia
Also know as SII. Self Inflicted Insomnia is a basic lack of sleep caused by your own boredom and lack of interest in sleep. People with Self Inflicted Insomnia could sleep if they so desired, but they don't care to, so they stay up as long as possible, sometimes for days.
A person with SII doesn't necessarily need a reason to stay up. Usually people with this disorder spend their time on the internet, even if there is nothing to do. They'd rather stare at a wall than close their eyes.
A person with SII doesn't necessarily need a reason to stay up. Usually people with this disorder spend their time on the internet, even if there is nothing to do. They'd rather stare at a wall than close their eyes.
Person 1: I never see you log off, do you ever sleep?
Person 2: No, I have Self Inflicted Insomnia.
Person 1: So you can't sleep? That sucks.
Person 2: I just don't want to, plus my cat is making cute faces at me.
Person 2: No, I have Self Inflicted Insomnia.
Person 1: So you can't sleep? That sucks.
Person 2: I just don't want to, plus my cat is making cute faces at me.
Self Inflicted Insomnia by iproxii June 24, 2011
self-inflicted orgasm
self-inflicted orgasm by inothernews April 8, 2010
self-inflicted cumshot
a self-inflicted cumshot is where a male either deliberately or unintentionally ejaculates into his own face.
1.) troy was masturbating at his computer when all of the sudden he received a self-inflicted cumshot when he nut in his eye.
2.) tucker was fucking a chick doggie style when his dick slipped out and ended up nestled between her ass cheeks right before climax; when he looked down, he nut right in his own eye.
2.) tucker was fucking a chick doggie style when his dick slipped out and ended up nestled between her ass cheeks right before climax; when he looked down, he nut right in his own eye.
self-inflicted cumshot by devouthorse April 4, 2009
self-inflicted tax cuts
what high-powered, wealthy douchebags entitle upon themselves while passing on massive tax hikes to the little man. Have no effect on the ability to hold high ranking position in Democratic cabinet, as long as the cuts are treated upon discovery. Also known as "goth taxes", since they apparently cut themselves.
Tim: Hey Tom, have you given yourself any self-inflicted tax cuts lately.
Tom: Yeah, but I got caught and now I'm fucked.
Tim: Ha Ha. I got caught and now I'm secretary of the Treasury. Pay up bitch.
Tom: Yeah, but I got caught and now I'm fucked.
Tim: Ha Ha. I got caught and now I'm secretary of the Treasury. Pay up bitch.
self-inflicted tax cuts by beer thirty February 5, 2009
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