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A term in common usage by the military for minutes. Comes from the phonetic alphabet where "M" is "Mike"
"Roger, I'll be with you in two mikes."
mikes by "Yak" January 9, 2006
Words you can keep
the most astonishing, astounding, surprising, bewildering, stunning, staggering, shocking, startling, stupefying, breathtaking, perplexing, confounding, dismaying, and disconcerting person ever.
Mikes is so dreamy *mouth waters*
Mikes by miminoto April 25, 2021
mikes is short of micrograms, used when talking about how much acid you taken or how good the acid is.
1)Duude i was soo messed up last night i most of takin 200 mikes of acid.

2)
guy 1: hey man you want some acid?
guy 2: ya dude,is the shit any good?
guy 1: ya man its owsley shit, its 300 mics a hit
mikes by bongzilla420 January 5, 2009
a new pair of jordans(shoes)
man i need to go get those new mikes
mikes by arnise January 24, 2006

Mikes Hard Effect 

Named for Mikes Hard Lemonade, which everyone knows is a drink for women, but is probably really good, and if you drink it once you will like it and order it out with the guys and they will ridicule you forever.

Can be applied to addictive things (drinking, smoking, certain foods) or just things you don't want to like (appletinis, teen dramas on tv, crocs)
Michael is watching One Tree Hill again. He watched that crap once and now he is suffering from the Mikes Hard Effect.
Mikes Hard Effect by UNCFrady October 23, 2008

Mikes Cereal Shack

A restaurant Former Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Micheal Scott wants to open serving varieties of Cereals .
Quote from Michael Scott “ Well Actually I cant cook, I am starting a restaurant. Mikes Cereal Shack. I’m thinking we’ll have as many varieties as you can buy in a store.”

Mikes Hard Lemonade 

A drink drank by mostly females. Sometimes enjoyed by little boys.
Vuk: Hey Dardan, what are you drinking tonight?
Dardan: Probably gonna drink like 3 or 4 Mikes Hard Lemonades...
Mikes Hard Lemonade by YouSeemMad January 22, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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