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The last name of a totally cool MLG family. Also the alternative word for being completely awesome. Only the best of people have the right to say this word. You will need to understand the true meaning of MLG to even think this word.
"I just seiled some scrub with a 360 noscope."
"Stop seiling me! It makes me sad when you rek me."
seile by WizenWheat June 4, 2016
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Itadaki Seieki 

Itadaki Seieki is a really good hentai about a vampire girl who feeds off of the main character’s semen to survive
Person 1 : Have you ever watched Itadaki Seieki?
Person 2 : Bro I’ve nutted to that like seven times.
Itadaki Seieki by cameldrift October 16, 2019
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sailed the high seas

Metaphor for pirating or downloading content through mysterious means (presumably illegal means). Ambiguous means of describing pirating without saying the word directly .
Friend: Where did you watch the new episode of X?
Response: I just sailed the high seas for it.

SEIZE AND CONSUME

(to) SEIZE AND CONSUME - verb

The act of, violently, taking a food item from someone and, violently, eating it.

This is most commonly practised if the person is seen with a food item that can be considered delicious
If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of a small child, would you SEIZE AND CONSUME it?!

You must SEIZE AND CONSUME the delicious cake

HE HAS DELICIOUS COOKIES! SEIZE AND CONSUME THEM
SEIZE AND CONSUME by rzhhhh November 11, 2011
hopeless romantic that will take your left over man.... disgusting dirty ass female that likes sex no man will ever take seriously.
sailey sooo disgusting she probably give you cooties
sailey by pocapseu October 24, 2020

SEIZLESS 

SEIZLESS:- Someone who has been given more than a dozen "strobe light attacks" so that he'd still stay in a fake "care home" for people with "phantom fits".
He's seizless! L&Q will need to get the light "strobing" at the right rate to make sure he is unconscious - then we can carry him back and dump him in his ground floor flat in 18b!
SEIZLESS by FABARM January 28, 2019
She is an amazing woman. No one could find anyone like her, she is kind, sweet and irreplaceable. And she is perfect the way she is and anyone would be lucky to have her.
I want to find the seble of my life.
seble by Abjokdal October 16, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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