sailey 

hopeless romantic that will take your left over man.... disgusting dirty ass female that likes sex no man will ever take seriously.

sailey sooo disgusting she probably give you cooties

sailey by pocapseu October 24, 2020

sailey 

1)a 10 year old girl with crooked teeth.
2)likes to have lesbian sex with pooja, parija and occasionally poonam.

hey parija! wanna get banged by phat cowvin?

sailey by hot ndn guy January 5, 2005

sailey 

sex. Sex is something that a lot of people do and I'm not sure if a lot of people do it daily.

1) I want to have sailey wit' 'dat chick.

2) I think we should have tailey sailey.

sailey by K-Business March 4, 2005

sailed the high seas

Metaphor for pirating or downloading content through mysterious means (presumably illegal means). Ambiguous means of describing pirating without saying the word directly .

Friend: Where did you watch the new episode of X?
Response: I just sailed the high seas for it.

sailed the high seas by nikibriki March 11, 2019

smiley gladhands 

As a noun, this slang term refers to individuals that are quick to offer a disingenuous handshake and smile. Although interest and affection from this person may seem legitimate, the severity of their fakery can range anywhere from half-hearted respect of social customs to malicious attempts at separating an individual or group from their money and dignity.

May also be used as an adjective, referring to the act of engaging in the above behavior.

Popularized in 1996 by Maynard James Keenan as lyrics in the song Ænema, performed by the band Tool.

"That used car salesman is being very smiley gladhands."

"I don't want to play smiley gladhands and hang out with your coworkers."

smiley gladhands by ==jjjj=D~ August 28, 2009

Reassurance Smiley 

When someone says something that may otherwise be mistaken as serious, but follows it with a smiley that helps reduce the tension and lets the second person know it was a joke.

Dude 1: Your mothers a filthy whore
Dude 1: :P (reassurance smiley)

Dude 2: lol

Reassurance Smiley by Chocosaurus February 25, 2010

Smiley Miley 

A quasi-hippie brand. Yet its NPO, Happy Hippie Foundation, is awesome. Good for youth-homelessness.

Smiley Miley twerks, smiles and do philanthropy. She made my day.

Smiley Miley by tobefree June 12, 2018