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seigfried 

frank ocean's best song
seigfried is frank oceans best song
seigfried by AssDestroyer5000 April 22, 2023
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Sigfried and Roy 

The hand in Texas Hold-em Poker that occurs when the hole cards consist of two Queens.
I won big on that last hand because I had Sigfried and Roy in the hole.
Sigfried and Roy by fetmeister April 11, 2009

angus seifried 

A fucking monkey butthole who literally molests innocent children of his age with his very sexual glances towards them; as he sticks his pinky finger gently down their butthole they scream and it breaks his finger. He bites his lip as he strokes his penis saying: "I want that little boy for my van." It would've broken faster if he used his dick. His dick looks like a deformed child after being ruthlessly beaten with his chopsticks because that is the only way he won't crush his fucking tiny chode. He masturbates to child hentai and cries while he does it. His parents are fucking retarded and hope that spaghetti and pizza is the cure, he isn't fucking italian! Feed him some jewish boys and he'll be OK. He loves spaghetti so much; but he always FUCKING burns it, he could fucking burn milk with his cooking skills...

Literally thelegend72... The opposite of what you should be.
Girl: My mom says that there is a new boy coming to my school!
Boy: What's his name?
Girl: Angus Seifried.
Boy: If he wears a trench coat to school, run fast, run far. *Shoots himself*
angus seifried by pussyslayer69*420 February 7, 2017

Stirfried 

To be outdrawn in a poker game, when you have the obviously superior hand, and then to whine about it for hours.
Did you see that hand history? Man, he really got stirfried.
Stirfried by MonkeyAccount August 29, 2005

Amanda Seyfried 

Talented young actress who first appeared as the stupid plastic Karen in the film Mean Girls has since shown what a talented young actress she is in films like Alpha Dog, Jennifer's body, Mamma Mia! and most recently Chloe. She has appeared in such TV show as Veronica Mars and Big Love.
"Did you see Amanda Seyfried in Jennifers body last week?"

"Yeah she was really good"
Amanda Seyfried by Luvlee Lemons January 10, 2010

Markus Sigfridson 

Guitarist in the swediwsh neo-classical metal band, Harmony, aswell as new prog. metal band Darkwater. One of Swedens best young guitarists- 27.
Not as good as some of the best guitarists of all time, but amazing for 27. Some of Sweden's undiscovered talents.
"Here listen to this, its one of Markus's Solo's"
"Wow, how can one person alone play that?"
"What can i say, hes amazing."
Someone of Spanish heritage, characterized by brown skin and gangsta attitude.
As in: Man, Jose sure is looking Sigfrido today.
sigfrido by Uni-ball January 9, 2005
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