feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator 

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator by Telephony October 10, 2016

johnny segment 

One who does not finish stories told.

Who are you dishing out stories in chunks? , Johnny Segment!

johnny segment by Stephen Lee (Mighty Boosh Quote) April 27, 2006

External secant segment 

An external secant segment is an obscure math term that sounds like you're describing a retarded piece of shit. Call someone this if they're being extremely fake and gay

External secant segment: 🅱️eter

retard: shut up secant

External secant segment by external secant segment November 3, 2018

feline segment

a line segment with cat ears and whiskers

guy 1:"quick help me study the vocab for the math quiz."

guy 2:"ok whats a feline segment?"

guy 1:" uhh i forgot that one."

guy 2:" ok then what's a line segment?"

feline segment by pete eats meat January 24, 2010

Time-Segment 

It is like a time line but it does not go on forever. It ends the same way a line-segment would in geometry.

"Dude! The paper is due by the January 3 time-segment. "

"To bad it isn't on a time-line schedule."

Time-Segment by Flyaway030303 June 11, 2015

Semented 

When your semen fuses two or more objects together.

Throwing a towel on your cum puddle will result in it being semented within a 12 hour period.

Semented by WhyAreThereNoCoolNicknamesLeft April 1, 2010

sement mixer 

A shot of liquor made by combining the semen of 2 or more human males, and a splash of vodka. The semen is harvested immediately prior to serving.

"Bobby and I got really bored with traditional shots, so we jerked each other off and made some sement mixers."

sement mixer by jFET January 19, 2014