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The best comforting person you'd ever meet.
They're pretty nice, they give the best advice!
They put them selves before others.
J: Wow look at Seenty!
R: They gave me the best advice yesterday!
J: Aw, they're sweet.
seenty by anonymous May 22, 2021
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Seventyoneophobia 

The fear of the number 71 commonly caused by the jshk (toilet-bound hanako-kun) manga chapter 71. Extreme caution is advised when reading said chapter. People with Seventyoneophobia may start to cry when faced with the number 71 and have severe flashbacks.
Person 1: Oh that person has seventyoneophobia? A jshk stan?

Person 2: Oh I see....another one with no return
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polychromatic seventy 

it's "waterproof"
if you don't know why this is here, please ignore this and have a nice day :)
this is polychromatic seventy

Edge of Seventy 

A new version of the classic Stevie Nicks song targeting Baby Boomers, performed by an unknown elderly artist with a hip replacement, no hair and poor vision.
Just like the white winged dove, the Edge of Seventy vocalist sings, “ooh, ooh I’ve fallen... and nothing else matters!”
Edge of Seventy by Dr Bunnygirl January 4, 2019

Serentypical 

When serendipitous events happen regularly or more than one would expect.
After two days in Sedona we realized that his kind of thing happened here all the time. It was just serentypical of the place.
Serentypical by bishop joey June 11, 2006

Seventy one 

A Seventy one is done while performing the Sixty Nine and one of the Participants put two of their fingers in the other person's ass.
The other day I caught Bill and Jill doing the Seventy one.
Seventy one by moorebounce February 17, 2010

HFJ Scenty 

HFJ Scenty is a yoga instructer who is married to Moldy Hfjone. thank you.
Person 1: Who is the most unstable person on the plane?
Person 2: Probably HFJ Scenty TBH.
Person 1: Yea.
HFJ Scenty: Fuck you guys.
HFJ Scenty by hfjonefan0159391-59105 September 7, 2022
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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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