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Seventyoneophobia 

The fear of the number 71 commonly caused by the jshk (toilet-bound hanako-kun) manga chapter 71. Extreme caution is advised when reading said chapter. People with Seventyoneophobia may start to cry when faced with the number 71 and have severe flashbacks.
Person 1: Oh that person has seventyoneophobia? A jshk stan?

Person 2: Oh I see....another one with no return
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polychromatic seventy 

it's "waterproof"
if you don't know why this is here, please ignore this and have a nice day :)
this is polychromatic seventy

Edge of Seventy 

A new version of the classic Stevie Nicks song targeting Baby Boomers, performed by an unknown elderly artist with a hip replacement, no hair and poor vision.
Just like the white winged dove, the Edge of Seventy vocalist sings, “ooh, ooh I’ve fallen... and nothing else matters!”
Edge of Seventy by Dr Bunnygirl January 4, 2019

Serentypical 

When serendipitous events happen regularly or more than one would expect.
After two days in Sedona we realized that his kind of thing happened here all the time. It was just serentypical of the place.
Serentypical by bishop joey June 11, 2006

Seventy one 

A Seventy one is done while performing the Sixty Nine and one of the Participants put two of their fingers in the other person's ass.
The other day I caught Bill and Jill doing the Seventy one.
Seventy one by moorebounce February 17, 2010

HFJ Scenty 

HFJ Scenty is a yoga instructer who is married to Moldy Hfjone. thank you.
Person 1: Who is the most unstable person on the plane?
Person 2: Probably HFJ Scenty TBH.
Person 1: Yea.
HFJ Scenty: Fuck you guys.
HFJ Scenty by hfjonefan0159391-59105 September 7, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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